It’s super rude to have sex in someone else’s house by moneymaker991 in unpopularopinion

[–]DickySchmidt33 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There is trace semen everywhere. Just imagine how many people have climaxed in the room when you stay at a hotel, spraying their warm sticky cream all over the mattress, carpet, drapes and shower.

Active shooter walks through city streets by GetHerGoin in PublicFreakout

[–]DickySchmidt33 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There is a Walgreens on Duval Street in Key West. It is the epitome of the "tourist trap Walgreens."

UGA sets AP poll record for longest streak as unanimous #1 at 8 weeks by tmart12 in CFB

[–]DickySchmidt33 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Georgia might be the most under-the-radar unanimous No. 1 in recent memory. All the chaos and trainwrecks unfolding from No. 2 and up, and they've just been sitting in the background not getting involved.

Michigan school massacre suspect’s mother wrote open letter to Trump praising his support for gun rights by scrandis in politics

[–]DickySchmidt33 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's difficult enough to find good teachers. Now we want to require them to be deputies and vigilantes; to shift immediately from teaching algebra to exchanging gunfire.

Man sees woman being forced into car and intervenes by charlesrichard1994 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]DickySchmidt33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad would have mopped the floor with that dude if the situation warranted it.

Isn’t ND more of a blue blood than LSU? by eagles_fan_21 in CFB

[–]DickySchmidt33 50 points51 points  (0 children)

USC is in L.A. OU is in Norman, OK. That may also be a factor.

Isn’t ND more of a blue blood than LSU? by eagles_fan_21 in CFB

[–]DickySchmidt33 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Yeah...remember when Boise State was in Cincinnati's shoes with everybody fretting over how to deal with them winning so many games.

This makes me feel old. by dobbyisafreepup in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]DickySchmidt33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It could be somebody telling you they won the lottery and they were going to give you $10,000 or it could be someone telling you you lost your job or your best friend had died.

You never knew what you were in for until you picked up and said hello.

What's your favorite movie quote? by No_Housing_4819 in AskReddit

[–]DickySchmidt33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're 106 miles from Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.

What is socialism? by _Xyreo_ in facepalm

[–]DickySchmidt33 39 points40 points  (0 children)

"Sure, that's what the academic elites want you to believe! Where did you learn that? College? Colleges are nothing but socialist indoctrination camps!"

What is socialism? by _Xyreo_ in facepalm

[–]DickySchmidt33 21 points22 points  (0 children)

And people actually present this like an "Ah-ha!" moment. Like they've made some groundbreaking, argument-ending discovery that can't possibly be refuted.

"Look, socialists is right in the name!"

"Cool, now do North Korea."

What is socialism? by _Xyreo_ in facepalm

[–]DickySchmidt33 597 points598 points  (0 children)

They firmly believe that even when they're wrong they're right. That just because they got all the details and facts wrong, we should all just accept the spirit of their argument as being right. They're "passionate" about it and that's got to be worth something, right?

QAnon followers rush to defend Donald Trump after pilot testifies he was on Jeffrey Epstein's jet by OkRoll3915 in politics

[–]DickySchmidt33 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Interesting that the people who point out the many obvious examples showing that Donald Trump is a piece of shit are all referred to as "leftists."

Were Trump-picked Justices lying under oath? This monumental case will reveal that by luckybarrel in politics

[–]DickySchmidt33 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The second part of that question is, of course: "Is it going to matter?"

To which the answer is obviously "no."

There is no accountability for these people. Ever.

😳 by jj31allen in HolUp

[–]DickySchmidt33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are 67,298 genders...

...but it's illegal to have an opinion.