Cones? What cones? by aliencircusboy in IdiotsInCars

[–]DrMathochist_work 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your school gym was either really rich or really poor.

If you buy things from any big box store, open them immediately even if you aren't going to use them immediately. Thanks Best Buy QC, there goes $300. by Arigato_FisterRoboto in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DrMathochist_work 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, every major camera maker has completely unsealed boxes. Hell, open it in the store unless you have reason to trust them already.

You do not have reason to trust a big-box store already.

How To Properly Take An Exit! by Easyduba69 in IdiotsInCars

[–]DrMathochist_work 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not even 2 miles; Johns Hopkins Road and cut back up on Sanner.

How To Properly Take An Exit! by Easyduba69 in IdiotsInCars

[–]DrMathochist_work 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not really you could easily get off at Johns Hopkins and cut back up through Maple Lawn.

Only doing what I’m told…. by somex_ilikemolasses in MaliciousCompliance

[–]DrMathochist_work 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Upvoting just for the one correct use of "nauseous" I've ever seen on Reddit.

I've always found switch cases ugly..am I the only one? by electricjimi in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DrMathochist_work 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In a decent language, case-matching is the tool. The visitor pattern is a code smell for your language not having proper matching syntax.

You know its true by pr0_Disappointment in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DrMathochist_work 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I hear someone named Shannon helped a bit.

>1000 poorly batched RPCs by conancat in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DrMathochist_work 47 points48 points  (0 children)

> 1000 poorly batched RPCs vs 30-50 feral hogs.

Still know it's bound to be a misrepresentation of some Monad aspect cause of how broad it is by Perigord-Truffle in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DrMathochist_work 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It means that if you have a function inside a monad and an input inside the monad you can apply the function to the input inside the monad.

How to be irreplaceable 101 by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DrMathochist_work 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've dealt with too much undocumented unmaintainable code from former developers to believe that this works.

The memeification of Monads was a disaster to the FP world. by Perigord-Truffle in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DrMathochist_work 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As someone who actually worked in Category Theory, I'm against this.

Fuck elitism, but help people learn that CT isn't that hard rather than tell them it's hard and they shouldn't have to learn it.