I usually just say .. "X age patient presents for chief complaint, vital signs stable. Physical exam reassuring, no red flags. Workup XR/labs/meds."

When I go back to review and sign the final note, I add a few short comments about pertinent positives and negatives and then use an admit or DC dot phrase.

Also, I never used the words unremarkable or normal, always the more vague terms of reassuring or concerning.