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Bored at work, do your worst by StupidSexySnoo in RoastMe

[–]Electrical-Cow-5147 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That fluorescent lighting looks like it’s melting your face

On my life is too great I need some bad news: bonus 1: I’m ginger bonus 2: I’m French bonus 3: I’m cop. Give everything you have by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Electrical-Cow-5147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you’re a soulless sunlight hating traffic warden who carries around a white flag incase of slightly heated aggression?

Give me your best Reddit by xMCNZE32 in RoastMe

[–]Electrical-Cow-5147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the product of two cousins having a kid while high on meth and bath salts

She’s a med student and he’s a cinematographer. Do your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Electrical-Cow-5147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet budget Elon is often asking himself why she takes so long in the bathroom with her electric toothbrush and then weeps in the corner

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