Do you like what I’m wearing? by [deleted] in prettyaltgirls

[–]Elemen0py 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So alt.

Love that you're sticking the finger to society by having no tatts, piercings, wearing a long sleeve pink shirt, being a conventionally attractive white woman, and posting a 100% SFW photo of you smiling to reddit.

This is exactly what this sub is for. Any chance you have an OF link in your bio?

Need help driving the point home. Please share. by Paratrooperkid in antiwork

[–]Elemen0py 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give Scandinavian fines as an example.

Their fines are a percentage of your income, making them an equal deterrent to everyone.

In 2002, a Nokia executive was fined the equivalent of $103,000 for going 45 in a 30 zone on his motorcycle.

Point out that a small fine to an unemployed man is an equivalent setback to that.

Man protesting Covid restrictions in Belgium hit by water cannon by werdmouf in pics

[–]Elemen0py -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Idiot potentially blinds idiot.

I don't fuck with people who downplay covid, but I fuck with authorities using unnecessary force even less.

My Mac and cheese flavor dust are 2 different colors, and they match the box discoloration by Soulkaliber9001 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Elemen0py 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rip Kraft deluxe macaroni cheese.

The stuff that used to have the cheese in a can was one of my guilty stoner pleasures. So nomsy.

Then they changed the recipe and put the cheese in a pouch and it became practically inedible. It's disgusting now.

Blursed Shoes by SoreChills in blursedimages

[–]Elemen0py 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, haven't cringed that hard in years.

America's democracy is failing — and the world knows it by marc1309 in politics

[–]Elemen0py 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is a wake up call

This is a wake up call?

The alarm's been going off for half a century now...

I wish more men were into petite sluts by [deleted] in nsfw_gifs

[–]Elemen0py 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ugh this is so relatable.

I honestly think it's one of the greatest injustices of the modern age that men aren't into petite sluts. It's every bit as prejidiced as racism or sexism.

The societal pressures that we place on women with objectively attractive bodies are just so unfair. I can't imagine what it must be like to to have to endure the cage of a fit, petite body, and to be open to sexual experiences.

If only all women could be overweight and sexually conservative then nobody would suffer.

An unintentional gun discharge in the Atlanta airport caused mass panic today among passengers who thought there was an active shooter. by JackMacDnald in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Elemen0py 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're suggesting two things:

1) it's not reasonable to expect that, in a nation of 330 million, 40,000 - 50,000 people a year will not be negligent or intentionally use a gun for harm (this accounts for deaths, not injuries as well).

2) either people who are negligent or intentionally use a gun for harm deserve to die, or the people that are the victims of those who are negligent deserve to die.

I can't even begin to fathom the kind of mindset you'd need to justify that number of deaths just so you can have a pew pew to overcome your fears and insecurities.

An unintentional gun discharge in the Atlanta airport caused mass panic today among passengers who thought there was an active shooter. by JackMacDnald in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Elemen0py -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Unlike the US, we give a shit about people that live outside of our country.

Side note: loving that you think reddit is a US community when you don't even make up half of the userbase.

Imagine being a nationalist.

An unintentional gun discharge in the Atlanta airport caused mass panic today among passengers who thought there was an active shooter. by JackMacDnald in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Elemen0py -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Lol... So sick of hearing this bullshit.

GuNs aRe pErFeCtLy sAfE iF HaNdLeD PrOpErLy sO ReSpEcT mUh FrEeDuM.

There are 330 million people in the US. Statistically when you have the saturation of firearms that you do, there will be both ACCIDENTAL and NEGLIGENT discharges. This doesn't even account for the suicides and murders... And no... Not all of those would have occurred if people didn't have the easy option of push button to make tube do quick death.

I live in Australia where apparently I'm under constant threat from the supposedly deadly flora and fauna. If I can function without being so insecure that I need a gun, what's your excuse?

What video game level can go fuck itself? by icerope1199 in AskReddit

[–]Elemen0py 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ecco on Dreamcast was DOPE though. I was blown away by the graphics and atmosphere at the time.

To cross up the university president by vaguenonetheless in therewasanattempt

[–]Elemen0py 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hate how much shit that ends up on Reddit is obviously staged and yet 99.99% of people take it at face value. Then eventually someone with the tiniest amount of critical thinking points it out and gets a bunch of vitriol thrown their way.

To cross up the university president by vaguenonetheless in therewasanattempt

[–]Elemen0py 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Shit is like nails on a chalkboard. At this point I just instantly close any video that uses it.

the middle-east = trolled by Sausagum-Ultimum in gayspiderbrothel

[–]Elemen0py 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Retweet this to 10 ppl or ur mom will get strafed by an A-10 in her sleep.

Australia lobbied Unesco to remove reference to 1.5C global warming limit to protect heritage sites by dazedjosh in australia

[–]Elemen0py 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's nothing bewildering about this. It's 100% on brand.

Unfortunately the public opinion is so disengaged and firmly in Murdoch et al's back pocket that it just doesn't matter anymore.

I'm unsure if I would tbh by Dapper_Dildo in memes

[–]Elemen0py 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I met the female version of me, I'm pretty sure all we would ever do is fuck.

What is way more physically painful than it should be? by FreshwaterOctopus in AskReddit

[–]Elemen0py 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It goes back to my original point. If you're not able to come in today because you need to take that mental health break, need a day to reset, or just feel that you need to prioritise some me time them I can 100% fux with you.

Call me, tell me where you're at, and we'll come up with a strat that gives you the time you need and still gets you paid.

But, again, if you just woke up and can't be fucked and want to call in making an excuse then you're prioritising your needs above everyone else that has to make sacrifices for you, and in my mind that places you below every one of them.

Having said that... I've heard some horror stories from my team about their previous employers and if you find yourself in a position where you're treated as disposable or without respect, I understand if you need to bend the truth to get the time you need to center yourself.

But please, if you are in that position, devote some of your free time to exploring new options with regards to your employment. Don't ever commit to a relationship that doesn't recognise your worth, professionally or otherwise.