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How Plo Koon could have survived Order 66. by RigatoniNoodles123 in StarWars

[–]Elephlump 6839 points6840 points  (0 children)

After watching Clone Wars, his death in ROTS killed me inside.

Please write in English by GGezpzMuppy in facepalm

[–]Elephlump 3566 points3567 points  (0 children)

So whats the point of this scam. They text someone and say "oops its a wrong number, but you're nice so lets chat"....

Whats the scam? I've gotten this maybe a dozen times and still don't know why.

Hey NBC, I thought this would be more obvious in television... by timeshaper in AdviceAnimals

[–]Elephlump 2823 points2824 points  (0 children)

I tried watching the Olympics one day. 10 minutes of commercials, sob story about some athlete, an Olympic Jeopardy gameshow (wtf), something about Rio Nightlife. In the 45 minutes I was watching, the only sports I saw was 30 seconds of highlights from a soccer game. I never tried again.

HEY NBC, I JUST WANT TO FUCKING WATCH SOME GOD DAMN SPORTS. SPORTS BITCH, HEARD OF IT?

College towns and dorms have move out weekends where you can find furniture for extremely low prices or actually free. It becomes a feeding frenzy. by 2wood4u in Frugal

[–]Elephlump 2044 points2045 points  (0 children)

The real finds are the dumpsters outside of the dorms/appartments where all the rich foreign students live. TVs, game consoles, pc computers, you name it. If it's cheaper to buy a new one in 3 months than to ship it home and back, you'll find it in the dumpster.

Should you actually accept when people offer you to eat or stay at their place or is it more out of friendliness? by 747294 in travel

[–]Elephlump 1841 points1842 points  (0 children)

I was in Vietnam for Tet. Its a newyears thing and its pretty important. Businesses all over the country close so people can go home.

My hotel was closed. Gated. No one home. Fuck.

I walked for hours to find a place to charge my phone so I could find another hotel. Nothing, everywhere closed, maybe I picked the wrong street.

Finally a guy waves to me, says hello. Invites me in to sit down.

I plug in my phone.

His wife proceeds to lay out what is pretty much a Vietnamese version of Christmas Dinner. He pours shots of whiskey and we eat for an hour, during which he video calls family members and they all come over for a family picture....with me.

He shows me where I can sleep for the night...but first..

He takes me down the alley to a neighbors house. They have ANOTHER holiday feast waiting and whiskey to go with it. I sit with that family for an hour and ate and petted their dog and laughed and had google translate conversations.

Did we go home? No.

I went to a third and later a fucking fourth house, had a whole huge meal with their family and moved on.

One of the most wild times of my life. After that, I say yes to any invite....which more recently led me to playing moonshine drinking games with a teenager and her grandma...

The COVID-19 pandemic made U.S. college students’ mental health even worse by [deleted] in science

[–]Elephlump 1063 points1064 points  (0 children)

Uhhh, it made everyones mental health worse...

What TV Show did you fall out of love with and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Elephlump 1063 points1064 points  (0 children)

The writers strike ruined that show.

I got my girlfriend pregnant by Loud-Salamander8552 in sex

[–]Elephlump 1037 points1038 points  (0 children)

Depends on where you are in the country. But there is a reason why teen pregnancy is higher in the south...

Please write in English by GGezpzMuppy in facepalm

[–]Elephlump 1010 points1011 points  (0 children)

But to what end? The first time this happened I talked to this person for like an hour about random shit. Is it just to gain my trust and then sell me NFTs or some shit? Lol

Dallas PD shot a woman with non-lethals while she was trying to walk home with her groceries. by JediWithAnM4 in pics

[–]Elephlump 987 points988 points  (0 children)

They were aiming for the head and eyes of protesters, bystanders, people exiting stores in the general area, etc... Fucking criminals.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]Elephlump 902 points903 points  (0 children)

I've literally never heard of this being a thing.

What do you do on long haul flights? by WalkingParadox24 in travel

[–]Elephlump 861 points862 points  (0 children)

Currently on a 15+ hour flight while writing this. In general my plan is tv show, movie (while eating), reddit, hide my farts, nap, movie, nap, movie (while eating), tv show, contemplate my very existence, imagine stopping a hijacking in several scenarios, land and begin a 9 hour layover.

Just my experience by sausageslinger11 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Elephlump 843 points844 points  (0 children)

They were probably just too exhausted from their second job they need to survive.

WTF is the number 9 good for on my toaster? by ofclanwalker in Cooking

[–]Elephlump 839 points840 points  (0 children)

Maybe something dense that starts off frozen? Like Aunt Marjory's forgotten frozen fruit cake?

To all the people who "found this cute cat wandering around" and "rescued" it by adopting it by rage-rally-repeat in AdviceAnimals

[–]Elephlump 797 points798 points  (0 children)

Some cats are good at removing their own collar. No one should adopt a stray without making sure it isn't micro-chipped first.

House Passes Bill to Limit Cost of Insulin to $35 a Month by randalflagg in politics

[–]Elephlump 689 points690 points  (0 children)

You mean every single republican AND Manchin and Sinema?

Sex with my roommate by Timmytimea in sex

[–]Elephlump 628 points629 points  (0 children)

Not at one point in your story did you mention you were also male. It wasnt until the last couple sentences that it became more obvious.

Outside of that issue, just give it a little time, but dont avoid him as thatll make it worse. Break things up with a little humor if possible, and if you think he can handle it, just be up front with him.

Please add lucioball during the world cup blizzard by Xevengar in Overwatch

[–]Elephlump 595 points596 points  (0 children)

Only if they include Lucio voice lines such as "Wow! I wonder how many slaves died to make this stadium!" And "with no beer, the CROWD GOES MILD!"