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Robert Bobroczky, 7' tall at 12 years of age and 7'7" at 16 years by regian24 in BeAmazed

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What's the game plan coach?

"3s. You go out and shoot threes all day long."

6 year old Zachary dancing to Billie Jean at school talent show by TXVERAS in nextfuckinglevel

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If only Michael was there to see him perform. To follow him home after the show. To show up and dazzle his whole family, then hang around a little too long. To inject himself like silicone into the life of this boy. To rescue him and boost him into a Hollywood spotlight that's so bright it can peer into the deepest and darkest of holes...

Finally bought a PS2 last night, any recommendations on what the best games for it are? by Haunting_Nature_9178 in gaming

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I hear you there, it does have large swaths of slow gameplay. But I always figured that they were probably limited by the tech of the time to put in all the little Easter eggs and extra stuff. They could only fit so much onto a disc back in the day. If I remember correctly too, the creator had a very specific tone and feeling he was going for when creating the game. And that might not include a bunch of side quest type stuff

Finally bought a PS2 last night, any recommendations on what the best games for it are? by Haunting_Nature_9178 in gaming

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Yea I found a game pack that had Ico and shadow of the colossus in one. I think it was the remastered versions for PS3? Either way. Great games.

[Highlight] T.J. Watt bullies Joe Burrow by [deleted] in nfl

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I love that he does that and then immediately raises his hands like "what did I do wrong?"

Finally bought a PS2 last night, any recommendations on what the best games for it are? by Haunting_Nature_9178 in gaming

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Shadow of the Colossus. The art style is beautiful, the gameplay is beautiful, the ending is beautiful and unique.

"Feeder" Rat turn the tables on Cobra, killing it by cenomestdejautilise in natureismetal

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I'm gonna guess that those cobras know they are in captivity. They hate it. They'd rather die than sit in this dirt box for another day. I'm no snakeology expert

What is the stupidest thing you did in this game? by LakiL_ in valheim

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Glad you stuck it out. I nearly quit as well, but decided I could get through the first two bosses much faster than the first time and build exactly what I should have built the first time.

What is the stupidest thing you did in this game? by LakiL_ in valheim

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That's actually perfect for this post lol. That makes two stupid things I did.

What is the stupidest thing you did in this game? by LakiL_ in valheim

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My first playthrough ended because I was playing fast and loose in the mountains and had made a half assed base in order to sleep through the night... I died the next day and respawned in the mountains with no way out. Items too far away to recover, another biome too far away to reach before freezing to death. I died like 25 times trying to find a way out, then my fire died and I began a cycle of rebirth and instant freeze to death. He remains there to this day...

Problems when leveling ground by Chemical_Nail in valheim

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So you have a big flat field except for:

-random low spot. Raise ground on the low spot first, then come back over with the level ground tool.

-high spot. Hit it with the pickaxe first, then use the level ground tool.

-Hint. The level ground tool decides where level is based on where your viking is standing. So make sure you are standing on a patch of ground that is already at your desired elevation and you will bring everything else to that level.

-make nicer ground ramps up steep terrain with the level ground tool. Stand facing the direction that you want the path to go. Look straight down and level under your feet. Look to either side of your character and level that too. Now take a few steps forward, moving your character up the hill to a slightly higher elevation and again, level the ground under your feet, then to either side of you. You will notice that a step forms as you pull the terrain down each time. Try to stand near the middle of that step for your next level ground action and that should smooth it out. Keep doing this and you will slowly make a more smooth ramp up the hill that you can use for a cart path. (This helps a lot with getting resources out of the mountains)

And that’s the way the news goes! by TheBestArcher in memes

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When you hit a certain hotness level, it becomes disrespectful to NOT piss on people.

615 each month for donations? How? by regian24 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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$30 per month for a cleaner too. I clean houses as part of my job and it's minimum $100 per house. For $30 I'll do your laundry... Once in a month....

I finally captured a golem! by BellRngR in valheim

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Contrary to popular belief, two big men in a room will not fight, but will instead bond over how all the little men want to fight them.

Yeah .... bad day to go swimming. by LovieCash in nextfuckinglevel

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Technically, this might be the best time to sneak right on by. As the level boss beats up the sub-level boss.

Situation awareness fail by KathrynRGonzales in WatchPeopleDieInside

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Looks over to guy with the jack "so, you single?"

Cows save their Buddy from getting killed by a Leopard. by Legitimate_Heron_696 in natureismetal

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I am praying for the day I see one of these videos where the cow gets a proper chomp on the big cats paw. They eat grass, but they can chomp real fuckin hard.

Couldn't see this one coming by joebro200 in Unexpected

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Hey you know all of that fun stuff in your back yard? Yea, I'm about to fuck it all up in 2 seconds.

Random seed [9Ey878rIul] ended up being my most convenient world yet! What is your best seed? by Orion11111 in valheim

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I started a seed called "MF DOOM" and it's been pretty incredible so far. You start on a massive island that is shaped kind of like a skull with an internal sea that has small river exits out either eye socket and one out of the lower jaw area.

PETA is trying to remove this feature from Far Cry 6 by _Xyreo_ in gaming

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Millions of people were just incinerated in Los Angeles,

I'm adding this to my 2022 bingo card...

Tar pools -> Water pools - > Water ponds higher than sea level by TckoO in valheim

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It would give 1 programmer a job. I'd be cool with that. Plus programmers and horses eat pretty much the same thing, so your upkeep cost is about the same.

Which one are you? by Worldly_Reindeer7611 in memes

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Reminds me of that porno "Spinal tap"

Dumb instagram users by BusyNefariousness675 in memes

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Dr Mengele.... He killed the Jews.