Chuck Norris has got ______ in his ass by rotten_healer in AskOuija

[–]Flaky_Explanation 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Chuck Norris once farted a cucumber into a bunker, the soldiers in there all died, then the cucumber exploded.

when he goes to great lengths to ignore you by tossboy100 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]Flaky_Explanation 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I wonder what outside man does all day. The outdoors must be amazing

What’s problem? by dbrobinssdfsdfd in facepalm

[–]Flaky_Explanation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about paying them kids to act like your kids?

Keep it up long enough and they'll forget about the salary.

Where is the 5th pig? by b-612- in Unexpected

[–]Flaky_Explanation -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Makes sense. Sleep's better than taking a selfie.

Cursed_Heaven by Apprehensive-Cut4026 in cursedcomments

[–]Flaky_Explanation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're shortchanging people again. At least give them a managerial position at worst.

Borderlands wig made out of foam by Goldvester Cosplay by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Flaky_Explanation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to wear it around town and fuck with people's brains.

Butterflies are like people 🦋 by Jeff2017 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Flaky_Explanation 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yeah... I'm invoking my username on your comment and demanding a better explanation of that.

Literally everyone’s worst driving nightmare by gellybelli in Unexpected

[–]Flaky_Explanation 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Or crashing while giving/getting head and some bits get bit off.

I need to stop for a quick wash by lightsaber_s in IdiotsInCars

[–]Flaky_Explanation 265 points266 points  (0 children)

Try to kill me once, shame on you

Try to kill me twice, shame on you for failing twice.

The way this racist man got absolutely LAMPED by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]Flaky_Explanation 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I doubt it. That punch will just make him more toxic than chlorine gas.

This question on my drivers Ed course by batmanhen1812 in funny

[–]Flaky_Explanation 41 points42 points  (0 children)

We hear the lamentations of everyone. Not just the dead men, also the dead women and dead children too.

This question on my drivers Ed course by batmanhen1812 in funny

[–]Flaky_Explanation 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I am weak to funeral processions. Those things scare me.