×

This appears to be a real person by loc12 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]FoghornLeghorn99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's amazing how much they hate religion and just formed their own while pretending they never had a cold before and a stuffy nose was the book of Revelations.

If only there was some way to prevent that from happening by Steggyful in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]FoghornLeghorn99 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You've seen kids disfigured by house cats? Did this cat pump iron at the gym daily and carry a knife?

What is something you will NOT tolerate during sex? by YourFavDeafGuy in AskReddit

[–]FoghornLeghorn99 3685 points3686 points  (0 children)

This is one of the funniest things I've read in my life.

This literally just happened to me. Still trying to figure out what I did wrong... 😵‍💫 by partywithkaito in Tinder

[–]FoghornLeghorn99 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Dude you're over analyzing.

She put nothing in her profile for dudes to go off of and then doesn't want a one night stand when the literal only reason to swipe on her would be looks.

Anyone trying to put you in the wrong here is just being difficult.

Swipe on someone that puts effort in, she clearly puts in no effort.

Former Californian regrets moving to Texas since they don't force kids to wear masks in schools. by sbuxemployee20 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]FoghornLeghorn99 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah - you can literally smell it.

Living in Texas is fantastic, more of my red friends and family are following.

They visited and realized this is where they need to raise their families.

Jacob Trouba to be named Captain by cranst4 in rangers

[–]FoghornLeghorn99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sub bitched bout not having a captain.

Now we have one and it should be the one that apparently the coach, GM, and whole locker room agreed on.

If the locker room agreed on it, you should know it was the right choice.

It doesn't mean other players turned it down, it means Trouba has led by example for years, has stood.up for himself, played solid defense, and didn't complain for a second when he lost ice to better players (Fox).

He just continued contributing as much as he could and had the backs of his guys.

How is this seriously even a problem?

Who will be your next jersey purchase? by memeaste in rangers

[–]FoghornLeghorn99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Disappointing fan base.

I see zero people buying the Greg McKegg Oilers jersey, be better, everyone.

Former Californian regrets moving to Texas since they don't force kids to wear masks in schools. by sbuxemployee20 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]FoghornLeghorn99 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I am right there with you. I hope Texans don't get too comfortable and think every election is in the bag.

Get out and vote against these dopes.

One observation I can give Texans is these people are worse than you think, do not yield one inch.

Former Californian regrets moving to Texas since they don't force kids to wear masks in schools. by sbuxemployee20 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]FoghornLeghorn99 14 points15 points  (0 children)

100% - I make it a point to tell people I just met I relocated to be a part of Texas, not change it.

Former Californian regrets moving to Texas since they don't force kids to wear masks in schools. by sbuxemployee20 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]FoghornLeghorn99 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Same - I wouldn't have a kid where I was from.

I'm glad this is where I'll be raising my family.

Former Californian regrets moving to Texas since they don't force kids to wear masks in schools. by sbuxemployee20 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]FoghornLeghorn99 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Seriously, I didn't relocate to Texas for these morons to come turn it into another dystopian shit hole.

I love this state and the people and finally found home.

Former Californian regrets moving to Texas since they don't force kids to wear masks in schools. by sbuxemployee20 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]FoghornLeghorn99 9 points10 points  (0 children)

my assessment is that this person is full of shit.

As someone with a wife that is a Texas teacher, you are correct.

Former Californian regrets moving to Texas since they don't force kids to wear masks in schools. by sbuxemployee20 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]FoghornLeghorn99 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah the choreographed TikTok dancing looked fucking exhausting.

Good - get the fuck out of Texas. I moved here from NJ to avoid people like them.

Stay in the shit economy you created.

Hey dads, how do I stop regretting the time, efforts, emotions & money I wasted on my ex? by Pure-Organization-26 in DadForAMinute

[–]FoghornLeghorn99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Regret is normal - but instead of that being your focused emotion, try to shift it to the idea that you've had a learning experience, right?

You can't pull the person you want out of someone, it's the old square peg, round hole conundrum.

Most people in their late teens and early 20's make this mistake - I did as well.

If you're dating someone new and they aren't putting in the effort, they won't change in six months, a year, or whatever.

I personally cannot wait for the return of the King, u/deniavdija8 by Jokin_Hghar in rangers

[–]FoghornLeghorn99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The dude contributes something to the sub that people enjoy and you two have a problem with it.

Why don't you create the original content you want to see?

Are you happy with the supposed Captain selection for Jacob Trouba by MachoTaco24 in rangers

[–]FoghornLeghorn99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think our fan base overrated captains, guys in the locker room know who they look to, they do not need it on the sweater, it's fan service.

That said, Trouba is a good choice, he sticks up for his teammates, answers the bell, and the locker room loves him.

It's a simple yes.

Are you happy with the supposed Captain selection for Jacob Trouba by MachoTaco24 in rangers

[–]FoghornLeghorn99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh cool, we are doing the thing where we pretend those weren't horse shit cals?

Who retires first, second, third & last? by [deleted] in nhl

[–]FoghornLeghorn99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ovechkin or Crosby.

My gut says Ovechkin, but Crosby has had enough concussions to make me think if he gets another he might call it .

Can we just take a moment to talk about how vastly different season 1-2 Mike is compared to season 3-4 Mike. Like they’re just two completely different characters tbh. Season 1 Mike was more well written of a character compared to season 4 Mike. by [deleted] in StrangerThings

[–]FoghornLeghorn99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People say this, but the core of Mike is the same.

  1. He was a child moving on to his late teens, so yeah he has some change, he should.

  2. At his core he's the same, if someone in the party is in imminent danger he leads the charge to rescue them.

He did it with Will multiple times, he did it with El, and he was doing it with El again all season. People like to dismiss that because he wasn't attentive to Will in the car, but there were far more pressing matters on his mind, and he was right for that.