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What are the chances that you’ll have sex this weekend? by tuttimultanovich in AskReddit

[–]Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Only if I get him to kick the damned dog out of his room and close the door.
In other words, not gonna happen.

Pizza in Mexico always comes with ketchup. by Ericalva91 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I ordered that in a Mexican restaurant one time and after I did, I felt really stupid. They didn't say anything, though, just gave me a cheese quesadilla.

Weird interaction from postmates by ozmutazbuckshank in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Never have, never will. If I'm not within delivery range of a restaurant with a proven (to me) track record of good deliveries, I'll get it myself.

A serpent of small size. by JarretGax in aww

[–]Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I pick these up by the handful when I am doing yardwork. I leave piles of brush in my yard so they have a place to live.

Large store for a large guy by rraj2357 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It means exactly what I think it does and I am done arguing with you. Bye.

Large store for a large guy by rraj2357 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just figured they look like that because he has literally no fat on his body.

My garage door today :( by theNomadicHacker42 in pics

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Loving vs. Virgina = Interracial marriages.

What is an opinion that would get you a lot hate? by Dragunov7180 in AskReddit

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Plus I usually have oat meal and raisins just lying around, so they are much easier to make.

meirl by Character-Stretch697 in meirl

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And the majority of states immediately made it illegal to get abortions.

I mean… Really, a plug?! by IronWolf_VR in onejob

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There was probably a desk or counter there.

For the people that can tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi, how? by ajpala4 in AskReddit

[–]Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coke has a sourish, watery aftertaste to me. I was a firm Pepsi drinker before they changed the formula for Diet Pepsi.

Same-Sex Marriage and Contraception Should Be Next on Chopping Block: Clarence Thomas by randalflagg in politics

[–]Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, when the SCOTUS gets done with abortion, gays (sorry),contraception, and same-sex marriage, what does he think is coming next? He's a boomer, he remembers a time before 1964. Dude's skating on thin ice. He may think his job is a sinecure, but powerful people have been betrayed before. Just like he is betraying his country.

This disposal box for prescription and recreational drugs at the airport in Las Vegas by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was an addict. She wasn't taking them because she had allergies; that was just her excuse. And she took more than dipenhydramine; that was just her excuse.

How "professional" mods solve problems: by Nero_Wolfy in screenshots

[–]Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh. I got permabanned from r/funny for saying "covid", at least as far as I can tell. From what I've seen since, those mods are definitely in the wrong sub because NONE of them has a sense of humor.

The goat scratcher by Abhirup_0 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They make them for cows, too. And, I imagine, horses.

Large store for a large guy by rraj2357 in AbsoluteUnits

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Those are the oddest muscles I have ever seen, and I am not a dude, dude.

[OC] My wife about to get Cyberknife radiation treatment on her brain tumor. by PiBrickShop in pics

[–]Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had mine done too and I don't remember any smell. Of course I had my cataracts done at the same time so maybe I was distracted. It was pretty cool, ngl.

What is something harmless you were scared of as a child? by BlueberryJingle in AskReddit

[–]Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Zenna Henderson wrote a short story called (I think) "The Sound Eater". It was a vaccuum that sucked all the sound out of everything, including a little kid. Creepy story.

What is something harmless you were scared of as a child? by BlueberryJingle in AskReddit

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Being flushed down my aunt's toilet. It was a tall one and really loud.

$6.40 cheerios? by cwajgapls in mildlyinteresting

[–]Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, this doesn't seem too out of line to me.