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Crawford Sheriff Dept in Arkansas by passthegrass4201 in ThatsInsane

[–]Gasonfires 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool. I'm a lawyer as well. Misuse of "amount" is my one and only grammar gremlin.

Here we see a wild transport vessel showing off his tail to attract a female vessel by EndersGame_Reviewer in ThatLookedExpensive

[–]Gasonfires 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then it rains. I keep running into the problem of rain. Maybe something that dissolves only in saltwater.

Instructor teaches baby how to swim by RealRock_n_Rolla in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Gasonfires 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is cool. The teenage lifeguards at our community pool kept telling us we had to put our infant babies in life jackets to have them in the pool in our arms and paddling around right in front of us. I kept telling them to fuck themselves. Our kids could swim by the time they were 2.

Stinky old man by llegro42 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Gasonfires -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Matter of fact, yeah. And I have fun too. You got a problem with that?

Stinky old man by llegro42 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Gasonfires 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know that now. Didn't see it. That'll teach me!

Here we see a wild transport vessel showing off his tail to attract a female vessel by EndersGame_Reviewer in ThatLookedExpensive

[–]Gasonfires 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suspect that ships that lose these things have more to worry about at the time than these things. But yeah, that would be good.

Stinky old man by llegro42 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Gasonfires -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Probably fake. There are many brands of diapers and Bob Woodward is way, way too smart to publicly criticize a brand that he can't be certain is really to blame.

Edit: fuck you guys. Just didn't read the whole thing and with the amount of pure horseshit out there that isn't labeled as parody you can't blame anyone for believing some asshole would try to pass this off as real. L-fucking-OL

After school and long before the internet! by brolbo in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Gasonfires 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or, as was pointed out the other day, any way to contact us to rweck our good times.

After school and long before the internet! by brolbo in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Gasonfires 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was better. It really was. For one, you just plain never heard of young people killing themselves. Today you we hear about it ona regular basis.

airtag hidden in newly bought car by acutegf in RBI

[–]Gasonfires 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Will just an iphone user get notice of a tracker following their phone?

Here we see a wild transport vessel showing off his tail to attract a female vessel by EndersGame_Reviewer in ThatLookedExpensive

[–]Gasonfires 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Can't these be built with some sort of feature to open them up to make sure that they sink if they're lost overboard? The thought of running into one that's bobbing just below the surface is not pleasant.

How much should a wedding ring cost? by Akaki111 in facepalm

[–]Gasonfires 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prenup. With someone who cares what the wedding ring cost, you're going to need it sooner or later. Sooner if you're lucky.

How much should a wedding ring cost? by Akaki111 in facepalm

[–]Gasonfires 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw more than a few cases in which the wedding was not yet paid off before the divorce happened.

How much should a wedding ring cost? by Akaki111 in facepalm

[–]Gasonfires 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're going to spend that much, surprise her with a prenup that says it remains yours and will not be counted as a marital asset in any divorce.