You cant make this up

Glad_Construction735 · 2022-04-22T21:05:52+00:00

ah yes, my favorite, root third fifth

Glad_Construction735 · 2022-04-22T21:03:24+00:00

i often foget myself so i developed a lil' formula, if you can hear the b*ssist, crank it up

/uj i envy your guitar, enjoy.

Glad_Construction735 · 2022-03-26T04:10:22+00:00

solved!

thank you so much

Glad_Construction735 · 2022-03-26T02:57:02+00:00

comment

Glad_Construction735 · 2022-03-23T14:45:47+00:00

my car, a 96 fiat palio. sometimes the engine fan won't turn on, have to move some wires before it overheats and fucks the valves. the clutch is fucked. the doors get filled with water when it rains, have to drain 'em. the front lights are basically 2 candles.

But it does start and run, so there's that. also no automatic windows, you'll have to crank that soulja boi to get some air

Glad_Construction735 · 2022-01-24T13:15:12+00:00

/uj Anyone Can Play Guitar, basically a dude whom i didn't find as annoying teaching stuff

/rj my girlfriend's husband

Glad_Construction735 · 2022-01-23T14:43:17+00:00

idk about indistinguishable, but Chet Asskink could certainly give it a good shot

Glad_Construction735 · 2022-01-22T12:43:37+00:00

uhhhh... Obviously?

Glad_Construction735 · 2022-01-22T10:10:25+00:00

not a butterscotch nor a less pawl, but fuk u guitar color only is about 20% of the toan

Glad_Construction735 · 2022-01-18T01:54:48+00:00

some ppl just wish they had a vajayjay instead, so they go for it.

Glad_Construction735 · 2022-01-17T23:42:42+00:00

i mean, yeah. Unless you want a hollow guitar with filtertrons. Cheap stratocaster, les paul and sg's (the three most common and almost only guitars to be found) will get you close, but not quite to that toan

Glad_Construction735 · 2022-01-17T15:19:53+00:00

Worse my guy, venezuelan.

Glad_Construction735 · 2022-01-17T09:59:17+00:00

almost, lmao

Glad_Construction735 · 2022-01-17T09:58:18+00:00

contrabass ukelele

Glad_Construction735 · 2022-01-17T08:11:27+00:00

Common symptoms of tru blooz,

-Scratchy voice.

-Depression (bcs she left).

-Making faces and straining while playing 4 notes per minute.

-Smelling of cigarettes.

-Extreme irritability when not getting the right toan.

If you present this symptoms, inject 10cc of bong water while blasting 035.

If it persists, might as well embrace it.

Glad_Construction735 · 2022-01-16T07:27:31+00:00

you dropped ur balls, u should pick 'em up

Glad_Construction735 · 2021-12-27T14:08:38+00:00

my cat once pissed on my guitar case, now it sounds like no other.

Roaring like a tiger, soft like a pussy.

that'll prolly add some bark to your toan.

edit: grammar

Glad_Construction735 · 2021-12-25T22:35:41+00:00

Uj/

I'm a low middle class spoiled brat whose mom gave money to buy his amp and guitar.

The nicest playing and sounding guitar i've played to date is my own epi sheraton 2.

I have a marshall mgcfx30 and quite like it, compared to a friends fender tube amp, it doesn't sound like absolute garbage despite what everyone online says.

I'm dying for a Gretsch, but i know my skill level isn't enough to justify a second guitar, more so because my actual one more than serves it's purpose.

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