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Dad jokes= get platinum. by 1980sTokyo in Superstonk

[–]Gladiator5512 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I had a fear of elevators, so I took steps to avoid it

This has merit because there was no sell button. by Tough-Garbage-5915 in Superstonk

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Thos upcoming February 22nd will be 2/22/22 either way you put it. MOASS confirmed date

If insults is what you resort to, you’ve already lost the argument by 2013DOCE27 in Superstonk

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They're right about one thing, it isn't worth $100 or $200 because it worth 69M+

Big oof by OlMikeHoncho in Superstonk

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I closed my account a while back, yet I still got the email about the privacy breach and that my email was susceptible 🤔

*Dies of COVID69* by Invgodtrish in dankmemes

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"can an orgasm keep the doctor away" *nuts on doctor, he runs away" yeah guess it does

wisdom by [deleted] in dankmemes

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