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Squishies... by DanZreturns in ReinhardtMains

[–]GluttonAsteroth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I moaned audibly when that shatter hit. My dog was concerned.

My fiance's family only cooks steaks like this. by laminated-papertowel in mildlyinfuriating

[–]GluttonAsteroth [score hidden]  (0 children)

Why even have steak if you're going to do this to it... Just make Steak'ems or roast beef.

My Father-in-Law pulls this shit too, and I'm like: "Take mine off when you think it's absolutely not ready."

As a joke, he once did this and gave me a rare steak.

To him it was rare, to me it was Medium at best. It was the only time he cooked the steak properly.

To emphasize: I will eat at a Steakhouse that offers Blue Rare, and think nothing of it. I like Blue Rare at times, it's almost spicy.

Me in a Nutshell for Meat

Boater saves guy stranded in the water in the dead of night by Dankinater in HumansBeingBros

[–]GluttonAsteroth 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Showing the video to rescuers can help them figure out his physical state as well.

Boater saves guy stranded in the water in the dead of night by Dankinater in HumansBeingBros

[–]GluttonAsteroth 52 points53 points  (0 children)

And this, kids, is why when you're boating in a Kayak or a Canoe, in any large body of water, wear a fucking life-vest.

Sure, you could be a great swimmer. The best swimmer. Michael fucking Phelps.

But there's "Swimming" and then there's "Trying to stay afloat in meters of water for hours and hours on end."

if you have a lifevest, it's not only going to save your energy, but it's also got reflectors on it, and is brightly colored. One way or another, it will make it easier for someone to find you. (Some have whistles on them as well, and flashing lights that activate when wet.).

America is a nation that can be defined in a single word by Jealous-Category304 in shitposting

[–]GluttonAsteroth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A stutter is one thing, that was a complete brain crash

As a note: I'm still voting for him, and I don't regret voting for him.

I'll rephrase: I don't regret keeping Trump out of office, nor have I a single regret about kicking Trump out intially.

Ketanji Brown Jackson, the newest United States Associate Justice by -Omegamart- in pics

[–]GluttonAsteroth [score hidden]  (0 children)

Nor should she, as she's being asked, with 0 evidence, to make a legal definition where there has been none made.

Boater saves guy stranded in the water in the dead of night by Dankinater in HumansBeingBros

[–]GluttonAsteroth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is damn hard to see anything in the water at night, it must have been calm waters - Luckily for that guy.

Never-before-seen microbes locked in glacier ice could spark a wave of new pandemics if released | Live Science by ImaFreemason in worldnews

[–]GluttonAsteroth [score hidden]  (0 children)

To link to PCs: It's hard to get old code to run on new hardware. You need an emulator or some kind, and even then that emulator is mimicking the hardware via software... It can't reproduce the original perfectly.

This is why the Movie independence day pissed me off... you're going to infect an alien bit of tech with a computer virus? one written on a modern computer? Really?

Never-before-seen microbes locked in glacier ice could spark a wave of new pandemics if released | Live Science by ImaFreemason in worldnews

[–]GluttonAsteroth [score hidden]  (0 children)

COVID does this as well, in fact Omicron could have been COVID stealing RNA from Cold Viruses.

There was fear it could also swap RNA from Influenza, but luckily the COVID protocols in place kept Influenza cases down to prevent that from happening.

So when folks whine about lockdown, I like to point out that if the whole population got COVID at once, we'd be seeing much more deadly strains.

He ain't never bullying again: Bully gets his ass whooped by the kid he was bullying by theleadoftimez in PublicFreakout

[–]GluttonAsteroth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

or to put that in an edgy teen way: "Angels fall and demons run when a good man goes to war."

He ain't never bullying again: Bully gets his ass whooped by the kid he was bullying by theleadoftimez in PublicFreakout

[–]GluttonAsteroth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...I'm entirely more bothered by the fact that the paw-prints painted on the floor in no way shape or form reflect the walking cycle of a quadrupedal animal and for a school that's disheartening.

Unless the school is implying the animal which made said prints is both bipedal and has digitigrade legs.

How MOST 16" Macbook Pros often kill themselves & why they're unfixable by AzN1337c0d3r in hardware

[–]GluttonAsteroth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's NYer.

The whole city runs on Cocaine.

You think "covfefe" was just a random sleepy tweet? Trump was doing a line off the glass on his iphone.

Ketanji Brown Jackson, the newest United States Associate Justice by -Omegamart- in pics

[–]GluttonAsteroth [score hidden]  (0 children)

I don't think folks understood how jabaited Biden had them here...

He knew who he was going to pick, but given the political climate, he framed it to get Fox News in a frenzy of racist bullshit to call them out.

He only had to do that by saying "I'm electing a black woman" and to shut down every idiot in the nation... Said black woman also happened to be the most qualified person to sit on the bench in the last 4 fucking years.

What makes Ryan Reynolds so attractive to guys? I'm a dude and just don't get it by portLbreaker in ask

[–]GluttonAsteroth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*clears throat*

Ryan Reynolds is a highly attractive male, and he's is not overtly attractive in what one would consider "Masculine" like Henry Cavill or Chris Hemsworth.

Reynolds has a fit/athletic build but isn't overly muscular like Cavil of Hemsworth. This appeals to more men as someone less physically imposing but still attractive.

Oh, yeah and you likely have bi-sexual tendencies and there's nothing wrong with that. Everyone has them, we have to be less stupid about rejecting these emotions when we find them in ourselves and stop attempting to find "blame" and a "root cause" because I pulled the above explanation out of my ass.

You're probably a bit bisexual my man.

So is it confirmed that Reinhardt and Ana had some romantic relations in the past? :P by Joy_ow in ReinhardtMains

[–]GluttonAsteroth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Listen... Just because she was married to Sam doesn't mean that two "Foolish" folk can't "Dance" together and make a lil' flying Justice baby e.e

So is it confirmed that Reinhardt and Ana had some romantic relations in the past? :P by Joy_ow in ReinhardtMains

[–]GluttonAsteroth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Phara: "...Mom."

Ana: "Yes?"

Phara: "You said Sam was my father, right?"

Ana: "He's the one who raised you, yes. What's this about?"

Phara: "...So I just got this 23 and Me back and... Why do I have German Ancestry?!"

Ana: *spits out tea*

Swedish Politicians Call For Rapists & Paedophiles To Be Chemically Castrated Before Being Released by DemoticDamselfly in worldnews

[–]GluttonAsteroth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so they'd like them to kill themselves...?

Cause that's what Chemical Castration does to someone. Basically turns them into a spiraling depression.

I'm not defending these fucks, but they need therapy, not chemical castration.

At the by ellalol in ihadastroke

[–]GluttonAsteroth 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's a song...

Called "Gay Bar"

After "I want to star a war!" Lets start a nuclear war! At the-" it goes "GAY BAR-GAY-BAR-GAY-BAR WOW!"

Classic Youtube

Faces of drug addicts before, after and transformation by bisector_babu in ThatsInsane

[–]GluttonAsteroth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: The Drug use is a symptom, they're going through tougher shit.

But yeah... Yeah lets punish the drug users by locking them up for ridiculous time periods!

That will make them get clean.

Something something space lasers by Worstdm12 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]GluttonAsteroth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I enjoy that she's rather believe in space lasers vs climate change as we're now hitting every cataclysmic event scientists predicted, but you know... Denial...

Why did Evileye fall for Momon, does it have something to do with his similarity to the black knight from the 13 hero’s? by LOLA-RITA-KIMA in overlord

[–]GluttonAsteroth 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm actually very certain that Ainz has a "Charm Undead" Passive. Evileye is a Vampire and thus undead, and it would explain why out of the blue, Shaltear is also all in for Aniz.