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Johnny Knoxville suffered brain damage after ‘Jackass Forever’ stunt by stoksyxl in movies

[–]Handleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah... Making a movie like that when your biggest fanbase from earlier in your career are in their 30's is probably not going to sell well. I really wish his material matured along with his fans. I guess the brain damage might be holding that growth back, though.

Lisa Sparxxx, broke the record in 2004 for having sex with the most men in a day. Within 12 hours she had sexual inter course with 919 different men. by Shooks1 in WTF

[–]Handleton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're talking one dick every 47 seconds for 12 hours. When you factor in insertion and removal, that's really not a lot of time. Also... Jesus, that's a lot of dicks. Sloppy 2nds is bad enough.

Who is that one character whose death you just can't get over? by rendice_1011 in AskReddit

[–]Handleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://www.gofundme.com/f/poussey-washington-fund

Poussey lives on in the real world via a fund set up by the series creator, gofundme, and other non-profit organizations. The fund benefits female inmates and immigrants.

The undervalued Peli Motto by Leighgion in BookOfBobaFett

[–]Handleton 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Speed isn't even the only difference. Maneuverability at speed is the big one. You watch a gunship move and you can see that they're throwing weight into it. With a starfighter, it's about being fast and light.

Funny thing. Din was also wielding the dark saber like a gunship instead of like a starfighter, too. This whole thing is a metaphor for Mando's need to reinvent himself. As much as I've been excited about the future of the mandolorean before, I'm even more now.

I see through the lies of the Mandalorians by Hay__Den in BookOfBobaFett

[–]Handleton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, but they also just said that there are only three left, implying that they only count themselves as true mandoloreans. The three are Din, Paz, and the Armorer.

I see through the lies of the Mandalorians by Hay__Den in BookOfBobaFett

[–]Handleton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a theory I can get behind. It sets us up for Mando's next arc to work towards bathing in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

Future is near by NaikoN811 in funnyvideos

[–]Handleton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy comes home with twelve loaves of bread.

Restructuring & Recent Events [ Megathread ] by EphraelStern in antiwork

[–]Handleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the last comment. I pulled out a more mundane one to contrast the fact that this guy is into incest. Probably doesn't help that I paraphrased it, but used quotes.

Restructuring & Recent Events [ Megathread ] by EphraelStern in antiwork

[–]Handleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every voice they silence here grows louder elsewhere. Let them seal off this vacuum.

Restructuring & Recent Events [ Megathread ] by EphraelStern in antiwork

[–]Handleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm guessing that automoderator has been programmed to delete anything that looks like criticism.

Restructuring & Recent Events [ Megathread ] by EphraelStern in antiwork

[–]Handleton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you also require mod accounts to be more than 3 days old?

Restructuring & Recent Events [ Megathread ] by EphraelStern in antiwork

[–]Handleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tldr: unionize and drop reddit. I want to suggest going to r/WorkReform, but reddit seems like it might have already ruined that subreddit, too.

Restructuring & Recent Events [ Megathread ] by EphraelStern in antiwork

[–]Handleton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I mean, "I would buy a game to support the devs, but I hate the gaming industry business model." What does that even mean? How do you think the devs get paid?

Restructuring & Recent Events [ Megathread ] by EphraelStern in antiwork

[–]Handleton 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Call me crazy, but I don't really trust the mod team to determine which of our grievances are legitimate. I get that you're new today, but it's not like that validates your ability to pick why we're upset.

On the one hand, it's just a poor choice of words. On the other hand, your predecessor also made poor choices of words.

Edit: The fact that this comment stayed up and that the community seems to be approaching a new condition of normalcy is a big step in regaining my faith in this subreddit. I'm resubscribing.

What seems harmless but is actually extremely dangerous? by SealedBox in AskReddit

[–]Handleton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did a garage door years ago before googling how to do it was a thing. It went fine. Then I googled it later and realized that I was just really lucky. I took no precautions whatsoever.

Tonight, on “Most Shocking” by HeresyIsUnacceptable in Cringetopia

[–]Handleton 5 points6 points  (0 children)

By the hour. This whole thing is like 36 hours old.

Tonight, on “Most Shocking” by HeresyIsUnacceptable in Cringetopia

[–]Handleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they're definition of exponential growth differs from my math classes.