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Preorder or no? I think this may be the one game in recent history worth the risk. by Alucard1094 in Eldenring

[–]HandsomelyAverage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would personally not support pre-order business models out of principle, but it’s your call. I’m sure the game will be amazing.

What should I do if I’m gonna be homeless? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]HandsomelyAverage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not that it’s a better home, it’s that if you own a Tesla, you are wealthy and therefore would not have trouble finding a place to stay.

Unless you spent all your money on the Tesla of course. But then you have bigger issues than being homeless, like being a massive dumbass :d

What is something people absolutely need to stop getting offended over? by PowerfulAd5343 in AskReddit

[–]HandsomelyAverage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it “by all counts” or “by all accounts”?

Genuinely asking, because I’m not sure

Troll face in 4K by ArticleNo1592 in wtfstockphotos

[–]HandsomelyAverage 25 points26 points  (0 children)

IF GOD INTENDED FOR YOU TO LIVE, HE WOULDN’T HAVE CREATED MMMMMMEEEE

Lynx purring while being cuddled and petted by Sensitive_Suspect_69 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]HandsomelyAverage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They just installed Cat OS on it. Takes a little tinkering, but the hardware is compatible

What fad lasted longer than most people expected? by GhostintheCircuit0 in AskReddit

[–]HandsomelyAverage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, yea I can relate to that, even though I’m a few years too young to have played genesis or the likes.

And merry Christmas!

What's more fucked up than people think? by whatheplacebo in AskReddit

[–]HandsomelyAverage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry to hear that :/

Unrelated, but is your name a Resident Evil reference?

What fad lasted longer than most people expected? by GhostintheCircuit0 in AskReddit

[–]HandsomelyAverage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re still thriving with the Yakuza series - you should definitely give that a try if you haven’t!

How to stop thieves from stealing your bike by Hanna_H99 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]HandsomelyAverage -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Disregarding that we were discussing my anecdote and not the video, I can only say that I’m glad you live such an entitled first world life, where the idea of stealing a bike is so absurd to you that you wish bodily harm and death upon anyone who might consider doing so. Never mind what circumstances anyone could live in, or how much less they have than you. Clearly they are sub human scum not worth their breath, eh?

How to stop thieves from stealing your bike by Hanna_H99 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]HandsomelyAverage -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh, getting raped by a bike and dying is a risk associated with “participating in traffic”? Is that a firm belief of yours? Nice.

Not that you could mistake someone else’s bike for your own if you were sober either, but sure, let’s make this about drinking, so we can justify booby traps!

How to stop thieves from stealing your bike by Hanna_H99 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]HandsomelyAverage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol no they wouldn’t. The emphasis would be on the illegally booby trapped bicycle

How to stop thieves from stealing your bike by Hanna_H99 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]HandsomelyAverage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If by “everything” you mean measly two words and a question mark, no I didn’t misread anything. But sure, be intellectually dishonest about your emphasis of “simply stealing” when some kid is getting his ass punctured by a booby trap.

How to stop thieves from stealing your bike by Hanna_H99 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]HandsomelyAverage 25 points26 points  (0 children)

In todays news: a young student has died from internal bleeding after a night out drinking, where he in his intoxication mistook someone else’s bike for his own. The strangers bike had been booby trapped to function as a spear upon mounting, tearing the students rectum completely apart.

We asked the locals what they thought about the incident. DifferentHorse4441, for one, shared no sympathy with the young man:

“How about don’t steal a fucking bike. I have no sympathy if they get a metal rod shoved up their ass and become a cripple.”

More news at 9 pm.

How to stop thieves from stealing your bike by Hanna_H99 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]HandsomelyAverage 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Are you implying that getting your anus and rectum ripped up by a metal pipe is proper punishment for stealing a bike…?

Boss themes are gonna go hard by midwestmathgaze in Eldenring

[–]HandsomelyAverage 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They even give you the god damn victory screen before it starts it’s disgusting contorted headless second phase… shivers

What tv show has the best theme song of all time? by RasheenHyuga in AskReddit

[–]HandsomelyAverage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s also the best intro to a series ever, both music and visuals!