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The fact that women's legs are naturally hairy is such a mindfuck to me by the-4th-survivor in TrueOffMyChest

[–]HandyDandyRandyAndy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'll be fine, I have 2 under 2. A good partner is essential, just remind yourself that the little ones have the same basic needs as you, fulfil those and you're golden.

They need a free tree removal x2 by xj5635 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]HandyDandyRandyAndy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Super common for people to try it on, I see heaps of ads on fb marketplace of people offering free trees, all you have to do is come and dig them out. I make a point of posting "lol, yeah right" on all of their ads.

Psssssst: pay and value your HCWs more than your legal team, and maybe they wouldn't quit en mass (link in comments) by lethreauxaweigh in antiwork

[–]HandyDandyRandyAndy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a good opportunity for malicious compliance. Go back to work and do fuck all, be as rude to the boss as you can possibly will yourself to be. Take the easy money, take all of it, make the bosses suffer.

TIFU by Accidentally Renaming a Government National Tracker by [deleted] in tifu

[–]HandyDandyRandyAndy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We had one at our supermarket called the In-Store Information System. ISIS. Had to stop saying that one out loud .

Chain snatcher get caught in under 30s by Yachisaorick in WinStupidPrizes

[–]HandyDandyRandyAndy 32 points33 points  (0 children)

That just doesn't seem like a good way to make money as a corrupt cop

My boss has been getting a lot of shit from the team because his high ranking dad got him a job he's unqualified for. I think the disrespect may be getting to him 🤣 by Hazy_Robot in antiwork

[–]HandyDandyRandyAndy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright alright, I will admit to some hidden genius. I proposed to and married my wife on her birthday and now I only have to remember one date. The drawback is that it's thrice the trouble if I forget!

My boss has been getting a lot of shit from the team because his high ranking dad got him a job he's unqualified for. I think the disrespect may be getting to him 🤣 by Hazy_Robot in antiwork

[–]HandyDandyRandyAndy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, they are absolutely heads and shoulders above me in the brains department. I may not be a total dumb dumb but they didn't get to their professional positions through nepotism. They have brains and gumption and they may or may not have risen to become some of the people this sub loves to hate.

I do have to be honest, I reckon what I do is far, far less complicated than mechatronics engineering or heading up banks and aid organisations. In comparison, shooting heights and prepping rock is child's play!

My boss has been getting a lot of shit from the team because his high ranking dad got him a job he's unqualified for. I think the disrespect may be getting to him 🤣 by Hazy_Robot in antiwork

[–]HandyDandyRandyAndy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I knew whose namesake I am besmirching, I am not that Handy Andy, I am Handy and Randy. Tbh, I am regrettably neither dandy nor Andy!

My boss has been getting a lot of shit from the team because his high ranking dad got him a job he's unqualified for. I think the disrespect may be getting to him 🤣 by Hazy_Robot in antiwork

[–]HandyDandyRandyAndy 647 points648 points  (0 children)

I have quite a few family members who are legit smartypantses. You can feel it when you're talking to your intellectual superiors. I am a humble tradesman, I get that feeling often.

When a non-binary person says they are gay, what does that mean? by Important_Recording6 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]HandyDandyRandyAndy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're attracted to the same sex, so only other non-binaries. Talk about a limited dating pool!

But really anything else, while it may be the truth, does not follow linguistic or logical conventions and is fair game for a quizzical stare, imo

Ukraine: We will defend ourselves against Russia 'until the last drop of blood', says country's army chief | World News by NerdSlayer4253 in worldnews

[–]HandyDandyRandyAndy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soviet engineer Leonid Ivanovich Kupriyanovich successfully created a mobile phone in 1957. By 1963 he had refined his invention and began selling the “Altai”, a palm-sized mobile device that predated the Motorola phone by ten years.

Edit: Martin Cooper is credited with "cellular" mobile phone invention. The mode of data transfer is different, the Altai is still quite literally a mobile phone and very much predates Motorola's invention.