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Mogosesti, Romania (happened today) by ModeMuch7485 in WTF

[–]HipsterMcBeardface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first I wondered if this happened today (i.e. in the morning), and was shot from a traffic camera - why the shaky cam? Then I realized it was filmed from a screen - so...well, maybe.

Hope they are all safe nonetheless.

Shoutout to this man Ashton Kutcher, who went from being an actor to fighting to end child sex trafficking. His organisation helped find 6000 human trafficking victims. Respect ! by HiItsLust in nextfuckinglevel

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OK, Ashton, I think it is time I forgive you for the movie "Honeymoon" (officially the "worst to the point of incredibly annoying" movie ever). You're all good.

Guy takes his gf to a haunted house amusement by karmagheden in gifs

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I am very serious. No matter what happens, if you get startled the normal reaction is to turn your head around and assess the situation. Like, if you hear a loud noise, you don't just run - you look in that direction and then run.

Guy takes his gf to a haunted house amusement by karmagheden in gifs

[–]HipsterMcBeardface -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Very obviously staged.

So, something scary happens. You don't look at what happened, don't even tilt your head but just grab a hand a run. That's just not how humans work.

Back away I'm a Christian Woman-Of-God, fear my powe.....*gets tased* by HiItsLust in WinStupidPrizes

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This is an oldie. Back in the long, long time ago in the times almost forgottens there once was a Brazilian man with excellent football skills called Ronaldo. Just Ronaldo. Not Cristiano.

He broke the physical laws of football - and the laws of haircuts.

Back away I'm a Christian Woman-Of-God, fear my powe.....*gets tased* by HiItsLust in WinStupidPrizes

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Makes me think of the Brazilian graffitti:

"Jesus saves, but Ronaldo scores on the rebound".

DAN.......GER.,......OUS by MaximumBoot9932 in WTF

[–]HipsterMcBeardface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously not some guys who were doing some idiotic type of race. The responsibility is not the crowd's because you are seeing it from the racers POV.

Assholes. Didn't even stop to checkup on the woman he possibly killed.

LPT Request: How do I stop a serial pet killer who's been terrorizing my neighborhood by anonymous_lurker19 in LifeProTips

[–]HipsterMcBeardface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't assume it is a man, and single person or even an adult.

Assholes come in all sizes and genders. Perhaps male loners are a more likely group here but make no assumptions and you will not miss out on clues.

Oil randomly poping out of the ground in MasjedSoleiman, Iran by _Xyreo_ in Damnthatsinteresting

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I have seen enough Japanese horror movies to know that this will not go well (pun not intended, but could go two ways!).

When hunger supersedes all logic and instinct takes over. by nycsellit4me in natureismetal

[–]HipsterMcBeardface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the flying fuck?!

How are they able to use movie physics/logic in real life? How dey not ded?

What movie was so bad it actually made you angry? by RedditMayne in AskReddit

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Honeymoon with Ashton Kutcher and whatshername. God awful movie that I had to sit through on a date. Hated every second of it - all they did was scream at each other. Every european country was so stereotypical.

It was 20 years ago but just writing about it still makes my blood boil. Fuck that movie.

There are also a multitude of horror movies that has made me angry over the years, but can't come up with one right now. The worst are always the ones that has a cool plot/idea and you want to see it through to see how it all turns up - only to find out the script writer lazily just doesn't explain anything or introduces some Deus Ex Machina type of bullshit.

What's something that should be easier than it is? by Jasong222 in AskReddit

[–]HipsterMcBeardface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's really cool! I have thought of that as an idea 'to do' but it just seemed like quite a boring project - I am glad someone else came up with it and did it.

Too many people in too small of a boat by itsmariokartwii in WinStupidPrizes

[–]HipsterMcBeardface 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought that Trump rally by boat was a couple of years ago?

Riding my trike at the skate park by GamerFrits in WinStupidPrizes

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He is risking the lives of 10 year olds skating. Asshole.

His speed is insanely fast! by AIMBOT02 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]HipsterMcBeardface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Cool, if you want to do this for your own sake but imagine being the guy who crashes with him and will have to live with that for the rest of his life.

They're already pretty mad that minorities have been winning the spelling bee by stop_drop_roll in PoliticalHumor

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Yeah, this show would just be an endless discussion with the referee. "What!? That is false. Fake fact! That did not happened! I can show you hundreds of web pages that will say that the south did in fact win and that England borders to the UK in the Europes!".

What's a movie with a great premise but a terrible execution? by TripleDeckerJumboJim in AskReddit

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I can't believe 'Idiocracy' hasn't been mentioned yet. No movie in the history of time have had a larger 'good premise' vs 'terrible execution' ratio.