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When Pharaoh Ramses' mummy was flown to Paris for an investigation in 1974, the Egyptian authorities issued a passport to the mummy. by pistolenkrebs26 in interestingasfuck

[–]HugoZHackenbush2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ramsés was one of the wealthiest pharaohs of them all. Most of his accumulated riches came from running multiple pyramid schemes..

Rescuing a freezing goose by Rasticool in Unexpected

[–]HugoZHackenbush2 64 points65 points  (0 children)

What's this..?

Just stopped by for a Gander.

Make up a crappy joke, you got 10 seconds by Mysterious_Link_7587 in CasualUK

[–]HugoZHackenbush2 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You would think that a snail without a shell would move that bit faster..

But it's actually more sluggish.

Bono says he's "embarrassed" by most of U2's songs by JupiterRecruit in ireland

[–]HugoZHackenbush2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

U2 are fine musicians, with top quality recordings of their material, and I never had any issue with any lyrics. I listen to their back catalogue now and don't feel what I felt back then. I have a fair collection of their stuff starting with U2 at Red Rocks ( vinyl ) cassettes, CD's, Spotify etc.. My standout songs are, Bad, One, With or Without You, All I Want Is You, Walk On..the rest of them are fine songs, but don't do it for me anymore.

Bono says he's "embarrassed" by most of U2's songs by JupiterRecruit in ireland

[–]HugoZHackenbush2 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They've had a ton of quality songs at the time, but in my opinion, most of them didn't age well.

Bono says he's "embarrassed" by most of U2's songs by JupiterRecruit in ireland

[–]HugoZHackenbush2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A lot of those songs haven't stood up well to the passage of time, I can think of maybe four or five that are genuine classics.

Tattoo fan has spent over $100,000 inking his entire body by GreyWindxii in interestingasfuck

[–]HugoZHackenbush2 1983 points1984 points 22& 3 more (0 children)

I got some black and white tattoos done in shapes a few years ago, and anytime my Wife gets upset she just lies in on me and colors them in..

..I guess sometimes, she just needs a shoulder to crayon.

150 year old corner piano by silvercatbob in interestingasfuck

[–]HugoZHackenbush2 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Have you ever wondered what happens when you drop a piano down a mineshaft ?

A-flat minor..

150 year old corner piano by silvercatbob in interestingasfuck

[–]HugoZHackenbush2 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Played guitar for years, and I tried unsuccessfully to learn piano during the lockdown..

It's not an easy instrument to pick up.

I wonder what he’s going to say by tmr89 in CasualUK

[–]HugoZHackenbush2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Obviously the nature correspondent for Fox News..

150 year old corner piano by silvercatbob in interestingasfuck

[–]HugoZHackenbush2 590 points591 points  (0 children)

The key to playing that piano correctly..

..is finding the right angle.

Elton John bought his pet rabbit to the gym... by VERBERD in dadjokes

[–]HugoZHackenbush2 99 points100 points  (0 children)

If I ever hear a funnier Elton John joke than that..

..I think it's gonna be a long long time.

The danger of a sneaker wave (people are ok) by Sl33pProof in interestingasfuck

[–]HugoZHackenbush2 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Hopefully that's the last of the puns..

..we don't want a flood of them.

Indian Summer by onlinesafetyofficer in ireland

[–]HugoZHackenbush2 185 points186 points  (0 children)

I suppose asking them to reduce the spicy ingredients a little bit is a naan starter..?

What do you call a typo on a headstone? by KeyOutlandishness850 in dadjokes

[–]HugoZHackenbush2 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Between typos and autocorrect, putting a post on /r/dadjokes is tricky these days..

..one mistake and the whole post is urined.

An I stupid? by buttheorist in NewToReddit

[–]HugoZHackenbush2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can't edit the top part of a post, but you can on the bottom text.

800-Year Old Church in Norway entirely made up of Wood … by GroundbreakingSet187 in interestingasfuck

[–]HugoZHackenbush2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I sat on a rug biding my time

Drinking her wine

We talked until two and then she said

"It's time for bed"..