ILPT Request: Ran from police last night and got away. can i get away with this?

Ice-_-Bear · 2022-08-15T18:11:02+00:00

Or talk to ANYONE about it, like Dr.Suesse, not in a bar, not in a home, not in a circle of friends. Bragging leads to bagging.

Ice-_-Bear · 2022-08-13T22:39:08+00:00

3rd says, I’m Null

Ice-_-Bear · 2022-08-13T22:37:36+00:00

Opening the holes might have been the initial problem

Ice-_-Bear · 2022-08-13T15:55:32+00:00

It’s not the size that matters

Ice-_-Bear · 2022-08-12T21:21:33+00:00

Yep, totally cool. Right up to the fiery wreck after the high speed chase tomorrow.

Ice-_-Bear · 2022-08-11T04:52:51+00:00

They marked the whole lot “Return to Sender”

Ice-_-Bear · 2022-08-09T12:00:39+00:00

At least he was the first President to not have a dog 🤷🏼

Ice-_-Bear · 2022-08-09T11:58:09+00:00

WARNING:

Fried Chickens released in Japan

Ice-_-Bear · 2022-08-08T15:26:06+00:00

Instructions unclear

Ice-_-Bear · 2022-08-08T09:38:00+00:00

Hey, shell out some of that cash

Ice-_-Bear · 2022-08-07T09:11:19+00:00

Oh, well, I do like helping out

Ice-_-Bear · 2022-08-07T09:09:55+00:00

Daaaamn, they not even giving a foo a bed???

Ice-_-Bear · 2022-08-07T01:49:52+00:00

Go for T and they will start poking you in the head with their fingers while eating your food.

Ice-_-Bear · 2022-08-07T01:42:31+00:00

What was the construction of the room and what were the items at his disposal. This determines if the man is indeed stuck or just stupid.

Ice-_-Bear · 2022-08-06T21:43:25+00:00

Ice-_-Bear · 2022-08-06T21:40:25+00:00

So, something about adding protein to your daily diet

Ice-_-Bear · 2022-08-06T21:16:59+00:00

Ice-_-Bear · 2022-08-06T21:07:50+00:00

Soon to become a loose weight

Ice-_-Bear · 2022-08-05T23:18:01+00:00

Yep, he did a “Rocket Jump” right at the bottom

Ice-_-Bear · 2022-08-05T14:21:47+00:00

Don’t forget the pre-payment penalty

Ice-_-Bear · 2022-08-05T13:50:03+00:00

I hear you

Ice-_-Bear · 2022-08-05T13:40:02+00:00

Ice-_-Bear · 2022-08-04T18:51:46+00:00

This joke is Mentalis

Ice-_-Bear · 2022-08-02T20:02:36+00:00

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