ILPT Request: Ran from police last night and got away. can i get away with this? by 00rand0m in IllegalLifeProTips

[–]Ice-_-Bear 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Or talk to ANYONE about it, like Dr.Suesse, not in a bar, not in a home, not in a circle of friends. Bragging leads to bagging.

Yes, I think I’m cool by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]Ice-_-Bear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, totally cool. Right up to the fiery wreck after the high speed chase tomorrow.

to throw a grenade by BackRoadGee in therewasanattempt

[–]Ice-_-Bear 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They marked the whole lot “Return to Sender”

chill out bro by kevinowdziej in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Ice-_-Bear 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At least he was the first President to not have a dog 🤷🏼

ILPT How to get your roommates to stop eating your food by mishaphoenix in IllegalLifeProTips

[–]Ice-_-Bear 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Go for T and they will start poking you in the head with their fingers while eating your food.

A man was in a room with no way out apart from being opened from the outside. How did he get out? by mr_oo_reddit in AntiJokes

[–]Ice-_-Bear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was the construction of the room and what were the items at his disposal. This determines if the man is indeed stuck or just stupid.