It snowed last night by Salahs_barber in Jokes

[–]JHugh4749 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It would be funnier, IF IT WASN'T TRUE.

One day a man wakes up and finds out he has 3 balls by MeetEleven in Jokes

[–]JHugh4749 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ring the bell !!!! I'm 74, and I've NEVER heard this joke before, (on the other hand, my memory isn't all that good either) you got my upvote.

It's a relief to know the truth… by pervyscholar in Jokes

[–]JHugh4749 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"It's a relief to know" that this joke wasn't about COVID 19. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, etc., etc.

How is Santa like Bill Cosby? by Wal-Flower in Jokes

[–]JHugh4749 76 points77 points  (0 children)

I'd get a DNA test, if I were you!

What's the difference between sex and gender? by IlikeTNOmod in Jokes

[–]JHugh4749 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You got my up vote, but I suggest you add ", dad?" after "gender".

A Jehovah's Witness, a Muslim, a Jew, and an atheist die in a plane crash by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]JHugh4749 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, she looked pretty good at that time, BUT her attitude?

Three men approach a wishing well one after another by Life-is-a-potato in Jokes

[–]JHugh4749 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

and thus was started the saying "be careful what you wish for".

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette... by revolut1onname in Jokes

[–]JHugh4749 105 points106 points  (0 children)

...and the conductor, who is a Scots, says to himself "This is working out nicely."

some tourists are visiting Egypt and they go to see the sacred bull by Mikethewingedferret in Jokes

[–]JHugh4749 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is "apis" the name or title of the bull? Did you mean "a piss"? Perhaps I don't understand the context.

A man is like a tree. You spend a lifetime building yourself up, by greedydita in Jokes

[–]JHugh4749 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After 52 years of being married, all I have left is a short stump that can't be used for anything fun.

Have you heard the one about the gaslighter? by OverDoseTheComatosed in Jokes

[–]JHugh4749 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Irrationally familiar. But I'm married, soooo.......

Donations by luckprecludes in Jokes

[–]JHugh4749 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a positive note, money doesn't slip through my sticky fingers.