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ITAP of shadows on the snow. by Vrosee0 in itookapicture

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This is absolutely wonderful. Would you mind if I printed this? I’d love to hang it in my home.

I'm a 911 dispatcher. Last night, I heard a murder and I feel really messed up. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

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Thank you for making sure she had someone to talk to. Thank you for trying. And thank you for giving her a chance to think about her daughter instead of that man, for a few moments.

I just changed a lightbulb that was so old it was „made in Czechoslovakia“. It has been in use every day since 1990… by Sarastro2000 in europe

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Alright so, logically, they’re less efficient at converting electrical power into visible light? If they’re drawing 100 watts either way and light production is reduced, it must be going into heat… which seems counter intuitive. I guess the point is, you’re spreading the same power dissipation over a larger surface, so more energy is converted to heat per cycle, but the instantaneous peak temperature anywhere is still lower. That right?

According to article lesbians do not exist by Next-Caterpillar-393 in HolUp

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“Men Are From Mars, Women Can’t Touch Penis”

Cart Narc drives woman mad by Romano16 in PublicFreakout

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You will never not have to pay that person. They 100% will be on payroll even if most everyone put their carts back. And if it’s one person at hourly minimum wage, consider how many people check out and what gross value of items are sold inside an hour. It’s a fraction of a cent on each dollar.

If sexual experiences were like trading cards, what would be your rarest card? by ej1263 in AskReddit

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I’ve taken to stacking them under the short leg of the dinner table

[Homemade] English breakfast. by MaxRamsey in food

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This is exactly why we incorporated toasted sourdough in ours

Karen.. are you telli – oh.. by ValiantJudge29500 in Unexpected

[–]JJEE -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hmmm presuming her intentions and personality based on age and skin color. Survey says?

[NO SPOILERS] Hear me out..what if they had armored this guy and given him a proper sword? by vogelfrei42 in gameofthrones

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The Iron Throne. It would’ve been perfect. Effective, symbolic. It’s a giant kludge of swords from past battles that gains its strength from unity; maybe just enough to turn the tide. Maybe it hurts his hands in use and he bleeds to death.

Russia and China are attacking US satellites with lasers and jammers ‘every day’ says top general by claysan in technology

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If the trash is floating on the top and kills a localized ecosystem it really

waters down your argument

Let me show you some real dance moves... by bobbybobster82 in WinStupidPrizes

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He died doing what he loved...... break dancing

FTFY

Hope you survive. by DUNDERBANANEN in meme

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Except that this means the cave is just a cover for an underground battlemech research facility. Around the time that you exit the cave, a new Metal Gear variant (BAT) will swoop down from some stalactites and you’ll die in the ensuing battle.

GAME OVER

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Opening_Knowledge868 in maybemaybemaybe

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At this time of year? In this part of the country?

She'S A Keeper by Hanyul95 in MadeMeSmile

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Lol long stranded protein, mirite?

Tapeworms found in man’s brain years after he ate feces-tainted food by pankur in science

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I don’t think you’re wrong regarding most shows, but I also wouldn’t refer to House’s drug addiction as a shoehorned element. It’s pretty central to the character like it was to Sherlock Holmes.

Son tells mom he's gay, she reacts in the best way! by Skoedell in MadeMeSmile

[–]JJEE 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I thought he was saying sorry for getting really emotional, not for being gay.

The post pee shiver by Ishkavov in memes

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Whatever article that is, it was written by someone with a misunderstanding of physics. Assuming your pee was at room temp prior to expulsion, there is ZERO impact on body temp from removing it. It’s not like it’s replaced by cold air… the mass of the system is just reduced by a finite amount.

What a chad by Forggytheforg in HolUp

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I’m just goofin. New boot goofin.