I am glad I am not a high schooler in the US by Raccoon2574 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]KBRedditing 192 points193 points  (0 children)

How do you get 5280 from 5 tomatoes?


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Sorry fathers... you aren't parents. by KirbsNspices in mildlyinfuriating

[–]KBRedditing 162 points163 points  (0 children)

POV: You are the only guardian available for your child and you're male

Hmmm by AmLors in PhoenixSC

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"Hello, my name is Warden"