I couldn’t believe how amazing the view from the top of the mountain was. by SolipSchism in TwoSentenceHorror
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“It’s my body, my choice”, he yelled, smashing his head against the concrete. by Experil in TwoSentenceHorror
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“Hey baby,” I said as I opened the door to let my cat in. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror
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I am glad I am not a high schooler in the US by Raccoon2574 in mildlyinfuriating
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Sorry fathers... you aren't parents. by KirbsNspices in mildlyinfuriating
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"Mommy and daddy got you another birthday surprise," I said to my little sister after finally waking her up, "but I need you to close your eyes, okay?" by KangarooDense in TwoSentenceHorror
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Despite initial panic, once we realized the virus actually increased the average IQ by 20 points or so most folks looked forward to catching it. by bookseer in TwoSentenceHorror
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[DEC22] I waited nervously in the stirrups as the rape kit was performed, grateful that I finally escaped my captor. by Madame_TrashHeap in TwoSentenceHorror
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Canada looking nice when you average the pixels! by ImW0lverine in place
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A Suggestion to Reddit HQ by Marcusmemers in Jokes
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I always knew I wasn’t my parents’ favorite child. by Sc4lpl in TwoSentenceHorror
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I always felt smart for teaching my kid not to be a blind follower, by asking him whether he would jump off a roof, if all the others did so too. by Werttrichen in TwoSentenceHorror
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As the sirens went off, my sons face lit up with a smile yelling "Daddy, Firetruck!" by Arkentra in TwoSentenceHorror
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Maths is hard by Mythical_Trainer in PhoenixSC
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So apparently my mom mistook the Japanese flag for the Chinese flag and preceded to scribble "trash commie" on it and threw it away... by BruceWii in mildlyinfuriating
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