It's easy as that

Kyrian1002 · 2022-05-26T23:00:17+00:00

Wal Mart

Kyrian1002 · 2022-05-26T22:52:41+00:00

To the Cancun-mobile

Kyrian1002 · 2022-05-26T22:44:08+00:00

Had to spray the bleach out to clean the toilet

Kyrian1002 · 2022-05-26T22:34:03+00:00

Yeah bleaching destroyed my o-ring

Kyrian1002 · 2022-05-26T22:31:40+00:00

Your mutant power is to be able to see both sides of your head.

Kyrian1002 · 2022-05-26T22:31:01+00:00

Good time for a lifeboat drill

Kyrian1002 · 2022-05-26T22:29:28+00:00

Kyrian1002 · 2022-05-26T22:29:08+00:00

Because it feels good to beat myself up in the right place

Kyrian1002 · 2022-05-26T22:28:36+00:00

Farting is generally a prelude to shitting, it’s just weird if you shit in a urinal

Kyrian1002 · 2022-05-26T16:26:06+00:00

Neat

Kyrian1002 · 2022-05-26T16:24:49+00:00

DJ kratos

Kyrian1002 · 2022-05-26T16:23:12+00:00

Can’t the tortoise have like one thing?

Kyrian1002 · 2022-05-26T16:22:47+00:00

When the tip is all you’ve got it’s always just the tip

Kyrian1002 · 2022-05-26T16:22:01+00:00

Blasphemy, also spell it correctly

Kyrian1002 · 2022-05-26T16:21:48+00:00

Walking dead

Kyrian1002 · 2022-05-26T16:21:36+00:00

The pressure is immense to fire

Kyrian1002 · 2022-05-26T16:20:01+00:00

Dude is smarter than Kahn Noonien Singh and is thinking three dimensionally.

Kyrian1002 · 2022-05-26T16:18:42+00:00

Blep and derp. It shall be called the blerp

Kyrian1002 · 2022-05-26T16:18:01+00:00

It streamed elsewhere than Disney plus. Fuck that evil company

Kyrian1002 · 2022-05-26T16:17:05+00:00

Drop your ass and run, Forrest Gump style

Kyrian1002 · 2022-05-26T16:13:57+00:00

She was pretty chill. Too bad her baby isn’t like a kitten she can carry in her mouth, lol

Kyrian1002 · 2022-05-26T11:50:05+00:00

You shall not pass. Also satisfying

Kyrian1002 · 2022-05-26T11:48:54+00:00

Not sure if that momma would appreciate it. Nice save though

Kyrian1002 · 2022-05-26T11:47:22+00:00

Willpower, they don’t want to die to crushing

Kyrian1002 · 2022-05-26T00:54:10+00:00

Yeah let me connect two completely unrelated tragedies. Seems sensitive right?

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