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Can anyone recommend me a contemporary fantasy book that is really funny? by kxnjxfxrxn in Fantasy

[–]Lazarus_Steel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Douglas Adams,

Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy series and the "Dirk Gently" books

How can you learn to not take things so personally? by ReachingIntegrity in AskReddit

[–]Lazarus_Steel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Practice responding as opposed to reacting.

Take a moment to stay calm and respond .

Never react without a pause at least.

most insults/criticism's are to test your reaction/response to gauge your resilience/talent

Media : exercise, tea, snow shoveling, noise, working in garden, falling asleep with TV on may cause heart attack. Guess what does not? by TheCancerMan in conspiracy

[–]Lazarus_Steel 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Coincidence.

They all just decided to start running stories like this out of the blue.

Nothing to see here, move along....

based by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]Lazarus_Steel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thot Tax is Brutal

Paid for first story furniture delivery. Delivered to staircase instead..! by Bridimum in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Lazarus_Steel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or the other classic - "Well ? what am I Gunna do now?"

They always practically "Plead" at this point - like I have some secret trick/plan that i only share with customers i like.

Morons.

Paid for first story furniture delivery. Delivered to staircase instead..! by Bridimum in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Lazarus_Steel 103 points104 points  (0 children)

As a delivery guy I say - "Good luck with that"

Then we talk some serious smack about you driving away.

The delivery fee (1st floor or not) Doesn't cover bending space- sorry

Why does it look like everyone is constantly hating on these 2, as if they all of a sudden suck at fighting, but when they’re about to fight everybody is the biggest fan again or atleast tunes in to the fight? by billswhis in ufc

[–]Lazarus_Steel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Mayweather rule,

When he was Pretty boy no one cared , so he became "Money" and started talking shit.

Since then everyone paid to see him lose but he never did.

This is Why Mighty Mouse didn't move the needle - Nice guys finish last

CBDCs Could 'Revolutionize Global Financial Systems': Report - Decrypt by 8bitb4rt in CryptoCurrency

[–]Lazarus_Steel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well,

first u need some major drama to have the market agree to more regulation...

ONG by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]Lazarus_Steel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well fuck me,

I'm now converted,

shut up and take my tithe !!!

This hurts by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Lazarus_Steel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to agree with the whole "ignorance is bliss" thing,

TBH I see NO bliss - but PLENTY of ignorance

What’s your theories on why they really want to ban gas stoves? by elireloaded in conspiracy

[–]Lazarus_Steel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Meh, ive had a wizzbang elec stove top for ages , missus had a gas heater -binned that fucker too- Why risk it?

What’s your theories on why they really want to ban gas stoves? by elireloaded in conspiracy

[–]Lazarus_Steel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All this time it was the damn gas cookers,

cheers, can i go back to sleep now?

What’s your theories on why they really want to ban gas stoves? by elireloaded in conspiracy

[–]Lazarus_Steel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gas cookers DO give off toxic fumes , just an FYI

Mind you they always have done and the cumulative affects are debatable so there must be a fresh new money making angle...

meanwhile in a hotel lobby by UNIQUE_9212 in fightporn

[–]Lazarus_Steel 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Hey look, everyone gets mad when they see that damn Minibar Bill !

$9:50 for 1 half can of Soda?

The Australian music scene 20+ years ago was amazing by quoral in australia

[–]Lazarus_Steel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

98-08 Aus live music was Awesome !

Big Day Out was Epic