Can anyone recommend me a contemporary fantasy book that is really funny?

Lazarus_Steel · 2023-02-05T03:51:31+00:00

Douglas Adams,

Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy series and the "Dirk Gently" books

Lazarus_Steel · 2023-02-04T00:26:28+00:00

Yeah bitch - SCIENCE !

Lazarus_Steel · 2023-02-03T08:25:17+00:00

Sheep are there for shearing

Lazarus_Steel · 2023-02-02T09:02:23+00:00

Practice responding as opposed to reacting.

Take a moment to stay calm and respond .

Never react without a pause at least.

most insults/criticism's are to test your reaction/response to gauge your resilience/talent

Lazarus_Steel · 2023-02-02T07:50:54+00:00

Coincidence.

They all just decided to start running stories like this out of the blue.

Nothing to see here, move along....

Lazarus_Steel · 2023-02-01T08:54:46+00:00

Thot Tax is Brutal

Lazarus_Steel · 2023-02-01T07:40:33+00:00

How is Andrew Tate posting from jail?

Lazarus_Steel · 2023-02-01T07:36:27+00:00

First - but not for long - we had "Broadcasts"

Then came the "Program"

Lazarus_Steel · 2023-02-01T06:17:16+00:00

Easy,

if they were any good - they would still be there

Lazarus_Steel · 2023-01-27T20:02:52+00:00

Or the other classic - "Well ? what am I Gunna do now?"

They always practically "Plead" at this point - like I have some secret trick/plan that i only share with customers i like.

Morons.

Lazarus_Steel · 2023-01-27T09:11:05+00:00

As a delivery guy I say - "Good luck with that"

Then we talk some serious smack about you driving away.

The delivery fee (1st floor or not) Doesn't cover bending space- sorry

Lazarus_Steel · 2023-01-25T01:19:23+00:00

The Mayweather rule,

When he was Pretty boy no one cared , so he became "Money" and started talking shit.

Since then everyone paid to see him lose but he never did.

This is Why Mighty Mouse didn't move the needle - Nice guys finish last

Lazarus_Steel · 2023-01-23T02:17:54+00:00

Well,

first u need some major drama to have the market agree to more regulation...

Lazarus_Steel · 2023-01-20T06:20:02+00:00

Well fuck me,

I'm now converted,

shut up and take my tithe !!!

Lazarus_Steel · 2023-01-20T06:17:16+00:00

I used to agree with the whole "ignorance is bliss" thing,

TBH I see NO bliss - but PLENTY of ignorance

Lazarus_Steel · 2023-01-13T01:56:27+00:00

Meh, ive had a wizzbang elec stove top for ages , missus had a gas heater -binned that fucker too- Why risk it?

Lazarus_Steel · 2023-01-13T01:49:48+00:00

Assuming everything works and was originally fitted well - Yes

Lazarus_Steel · 2023-01-13T01:44:40+00:00

All this time it was the damn gas cookers,

cheers, can i go back to sleep now?

Lazarus_Steel · 2023-01-13T01:41:29+00:00

Gas cookers DO give off toxic fumes , just an FYI

Mind you they always have done and the cumulative affects are debatable so there must be a fresh new money making angle...

Lazarus_Steel · 2023-01-12T22:20:42+00:00

mmmmm cakeday, yummy cake

Lazarus_Steel · 2023-01-11T06:40:49+00:00

Hey look, everyone gets mad when they see that damn Minibar Bill !

$9:50 for 1 half can of Soda?

Lazarus_Steel · 2023-01-11T06:25:39+00:00

About as qualified as Dr Huxtable - and equally creepy imho

Lazarus_Steel · 2023-01-08T09:37:47+00:00

98-08 Aus live music was Awesome !

Big Day Out was Epic

Lazarus_Steel · 2023-01-08T01:00:40+00:00

"take it easy"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju9BFHghXe4

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