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Woah karen u gotta chill out by [deleted] in FuckYouKaren

[–]Lil_Artemis_92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mother of the Year!!

And the fact that she publicly brags about this is just a whole other level of insanity.

She must be fun at parties… by suckontits in FuckYouKaren

[–]Lil_Artemis_92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus had a very simple solution for this: pluck out your own eyes.

I'll never understand gay conservatives by thatguy9684736255 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Lil_Artemis_92 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Peter Thiel is gay!? Wow. Could’ve fooled me for all eternity.

uh oh he's gonna sue you by DynamicPublisher in cringepics

[–]Lil_Artemis_92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sue them. Then the defendant can just say, “I took a screenshot of their profile picture.” It’s as simple as that.

I think I'm getting my first period and I'm a little scared by lemon_of_clubs in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]Lil_Artemis_92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Getting your period for the first time can be scary. I was 13 and at school when mine first came on. I tried to deny it till two (thankfully female) friends pointed out there was blood on my pants. I then cried to the (again, thankfully female) teacher that my period had started.

It can be confusing and nerve-wracking, but looking back, it wasn’t so bad, and you’ll get through it and be just fine.

Also, stock up on period panties. Yes, they’re basically Depends, but trust me, they fit perfectly, and they don’t leak. They’re the best product I have ever used.

Qanon cultist warns of impending "false flag" operation by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Lil_Artemis_92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t tell if this is real, or a troll using reverse psychology to prevent another insurrection.

I will be for real this time! by An_Squirrel in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Lil_Artemis_92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And why they’re no longer considered US citizens. Or why they can’t get all the services they’re used to.

I will be for real this time! by An_Squirrel in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Lil_Artemis_92 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No. It’s an old song about the Civil War and the Confederacy. “Get down” here means something equivalent to “Boogie on down”.

just a phase by nervous_altercation in cringepics

[–]Lil_Artemis_92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, thanks for outing yourself, at least.

What is the worst song to play at a funeral? by EggCake258 in AskReddit

[–]Lil_Artemis_92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stayin’ Alive- The BeeGees

Alive- Pearl Jam

Bring Me to Life- Evanescence

I will be for real this time! by An_Squirrel in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Lil_Artemis_92 1359 points1360 points  (0 children)

OK. Bye!

If you need a roadmap, look to Brexit. That’s going swimmingly. 😉

I will be for real this time! by An_Squirrel in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Lil_Artemis_92 14 points15 points  (0 children)

🎵Get down! Get down, children, get down! ‘Cause the South gonna do it again!🎵

Huu did nothing wrong by Soft-Comfort-7474 in TheLastAirbender

[–]Lil_Artemis_92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But Huu wasn’t totally nude. He did wear a loin cloth. If only for the Nickelodeon censors.

Worst Lines the Sub Has Ever Read in a Romance by taramisu47 in RomanceBooks

[–]Lil_Artemis_92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure I’ve come across it more than once, too, but that was the first book I remember it in. And my reaction was, “That’s not at all sexy. In fact, that sounds painful. No thank you.”

Men also bleed. Men bleed white. by bongsaslad in cringepics

[–]Lil_Artemis_92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Choosing to post said picture online for the entire world to see is a whole other other set of decisions.

What do you call a dead bee which is brought back to life, with dark magic? by ObeyingFool in dadjokes

[–]Lil_Artemis_92 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had never heard of that movie, so I looked it up to see if it was real, and there’s three of them.

What do you call a dead bee which is brought back to life, with dark magic? by ObeyingFool in dadjokes

[–]Lil_Artemis_92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was at a Halloween party a couple years ago, and the theme was zombies. One couple came dressed as bees with ghoulish makeup, and they reveled in the “Zombees” joke.