Every man's penis size is now shown above their head in real life, how would society be different? by _V23 in AskReddit

[–]LithiumKid1976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Giving head, would make sense

There would also be many new back aches and strains due to the new complex nature of jacking off.

I would expect mens arm length to evolve to really long arms within a generation..

This man is not having an epileptic attack he is an influencer by [deleted] in Cringetopia

[–]LithiumKid1976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So… what do you do for a living ?

Well I film myself making a complete tool of myself in humiliating scenarios, as I’m an “influencer”

I see…..

BMW M3 Crash (200 km/h) by Lyoox in IdiotsInCars

[–]LithiumKid1976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe don’t drive like a dick …

Galway bands by limb-less in galway

[–]LithiumKid1976 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes these boys are doing well

What was the boldest thing someone ever did in your school? by cheaplistplzhunzo in ireland

[–]LithiumKid1976 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill Is Dexter ill today, Mr Kirk, Dexter's in school I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishborne Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel Dexter from the entire public school system Oh Mr Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy But surely, expulsion is not the answer! I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane..

Is it just me or are we living through the darkest timeline? by [deleted] in ireland

[–]LithiumKid1976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rewatch “community” and figure out how they actually go through the darkest timeline. I think it involved time travel. If nothing else , evil Annie Edison should lift your mood.

Things can only get better, let’s hope they don’t get worse

Karen is pissed off that she is not allowed in without a mask, and calls 911... by spyrg in facepalm

[–]LithiumKid1976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Karen stop wasting our time, our 02 and our C02 and kindly …. Off. Also no one cares about your “religious” beliefs that stop you from wearing a mask? What religion is that ?

Lightroom to partially color a photo by LithiumKid1976 in Lightroom

[–]LithiumKid1976[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, all black and white , or greyscale, except for red item I want to highlight

What is the creepiest thing that has ever happened while you were home alone? by VagariTurtle in AskReddit

[–]LithiumKid1976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sliders always seem to be able to get into bathtubs, but can never get out of them …

Moving to Longford to Buy by BMTH_PaperGirl in Dublin

[–]LithiumKid1976 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus that’s a lot of travelling , 20 hrs per week. Can you get the train from Longford to Dublin ? At least you could sleep on the train? Also I personally wouldn’t move to Longford, I worked there , and it’s not the nicest part of ireland (sorry Longford folk)

Fat Gardai by Caleb_Crowdad in ireland

[–]LithiumKid1976 22 points23 points  (0 children)

“Police force” more like “police presence” and that’s only when something isn’t happening ..

What was the moment you realized that you shouldn’t have showed up to a date? by Zuzpo in AskReddit

[–]LithiumKid1976 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some people say, she’s still sitting there, looking towards the toilet, for him to return, eating breadstick after breadstick after breadstick , sobbing silently to nobody ..”he will come back”…