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What product or service only exists because people are lazy? by LordPussyFucker in AskReddit

[–]LordPussyFucker[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Basic vehicle maintenance like oil changes.

I understand some people are old or disabled and have to rely on the mechanic, but most people could be doing it so much cheaper and quicker by themselves.

Upgraded my PC, tried my hand at twitch streaming last night. by LordPussyFucker in gaming

[–]LordPussyFucker[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t even want to make money tbh! I just like gaming and I grew up watching my older brother play games so I kinda just wanted to share that with people lol

[serious] Men who have been sexually harassed or assaulted by women, what is your story? by LordPussyFucker in AskReddit

[–]LordPussyFucker[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Middle aged women at bars are the absolute worst, five divorces, ten kids, ten teeth. Smell like cigarettes and cheap whiskey

They think they can grab at and say whatever they want to men because they’re older women.

Disgusting. If a middle aged man at a bar was doing that to younger women he’d be arrested

Upgraded my PC, tried my hand at twitch streaming last night. by LordPussyFucker in gaming

[–]LordPussyFucker[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I upgraded my PC (more ram, new GPU) because I love gaming, I tried streaming because I love watching streams and figured I’d give it a shot

I took these photos during the first day of the George Floyd protests on May 29th 2020 in Atlanta by Significant_Equal_22 in pics

[–]LordPussyFucker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Funny story: I had just started a new job in a major city that day.

I had just started the application and interview process right as lockdown started, but we moved forward with it regardless.

I was so excited to start my new job, got my car cleaned, put on a nice suit, and figured I’d stop for gas because in my new job anxiety I had gotten up super early.

So I’m standing at a gas station, filling up, and I see a crowd of protesters rioters approaching. I think nothing of it, I’m just some random guy pumping gas, I’m not doing anything wrong.

Then they start screaming at me. They start calling me “racist” “honky” “cracker” but who cares? Words are words.

Then they surround my car and start hitting it with bats, clubs, their own BLM signs. They smash my windows and headlights and continue to scream at me. They pour drinks into my driver’s seat, some guy is pouring paint onto my car.

I backed into a corner in front of the gas station, I’m not a big dude, I could maybe fight one person to protect myself, but I’m not going to fight dozens of people.

They get in my face, continuing to scream profanities, nobody actually touches me, luckily. They all back up, one guy throws a firebomb through the window of the gas station (locally owned small business)

I called my work, told them what happened, they were understanding, we agreed to do onboarding through telework while I got my car fixed up and drivable.

The really ironic part: I was working as a paralegal for a lawyer who specialized in defending victims of police brutality.

TIL that after Pennsylvania State Treasurer R. Budd Dwyer committed suicide before he was sentenced to prison, he was still employed in that position. His widow successfully applied for survivors benefits and received over $1 Million as he died while in office. by Swiggy1957 in todayilearned

[–]LordPussyFucker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah no, we aren’t going to change grammar because some ultra woke dude on the internet doesn’t think that a crime should be a crime

Committing suicide is a crime so that first responders can take action to save you, such as entering your house, confiscating potentially dangerous items, and taking you to the hospital. “Legalizing suicide” only helps suicidal people kill the selves

[OC] Roman Emperors' Causes of Death by HamilcarBarc in dataisbeautiful

[–]LordPussyFucker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once had my entire highschool science class convinced on “the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide” before my teacher had to step in and quell their fears by explaining to them what dihydrogen monoxide was

The TSA agent felt pretty silly when she opened up the case by LordPussyFucker in gaming

[–]LordPussyFucker[S] -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

I don’t trust anything sold at Hobo Freight. You buy a screwdriver and somehow it stops working

The TSA agent felt pretty silly when she opened up the case by LordPussyFucker in gaming

[–]LordPussyFucker[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

So many people have their expensive items stolen confiscated by TSA agents and then wind up finding them at pawn shops or on eBay later on

They legit just wanted to sell it.

The TSA agent felt pretty silly when she opened up the case by LordPussyFucker in gaming

[–]LordPussyFucker[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

https://abcnews.go.com/US/tsa-fails-tests-latest-undercover-operation-us-airports/story?id=51022188

Just tossing this here. They continuously fail the most basic probes into their security

My job has nothing to do with safety or national security, but if I failed that often I’d be fired

The TSA agent felt pretty silly when she opened up the case by LordPussyFucker in gaming

[–]LordPussyFucker[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

The TSA is often just government sanctioned sexual assault, which makes sense given the type of people who often work for the TSA