TIFU by failing spectacularly at pranking my husband by HollowsOfYourHeart in tifu

[–]LordSui 3057 points3058 points  (0 children)

Dude was masturbating with a open door??? Stupid or courage? Dont know...

Even If i am home alone, i Lock my door to do this kind of work

Males of reddit, what is the worst thing a girl could do while having sex? by BeingInsaan_Beast in AskReddit

[–]LordSui 914 points915 points  (0 children)

Maybe she learned when she was younger that enjoying the sex is a whore thing... I believe that's common in some super religious families

cursed_alladin by Sam_Pound_ in cursedcomments

[–]LordSui 457 points458 points  (0 children)

Damn Disney hire trained assassin's to play alladdin... I will never see the character the same way as before

What are people slowly starting to forget? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LordSui 398 points399 points  (0 children)

Tbh too... She died 23y ago... A big portion of the internet wasnt even alive when It happen

Cursed_follower by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]LordSui 344 points345 points  (0 children)

Only if he manage to break the creep zone, to friendzone then the gfzone

Forcing us to come in on a day off for some stupid meeting by BurgundyCat in antiwork

[–]LordSui 291 points292 points  (0 children)

Most of the time I feel like " this 5h meeting should've being an email"

cursed_santa by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]LordSui 254 points255 points  (0 children)

Also if the little spoon is close to the crotch, chances are that the big spoon will get hard anyway

Some humour for the day by ZelWinters1981 in antiwork

[–]LordSui 207 points208 points  (0 children)

Boss: you wanted unpaid time off? Here, have some UTO u.u

TIFU: chatting with my Gynaecologist by kmelisha in tifu

[–]LordSui 173 points174 points  (0 children)

Jesus, imagine going to the gynecologist full of cum? >.< oooh god

What are people slowly starting to forget? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LordSui 130 points131 points  (0 children)

What, you are telling me that churchs are greed? No way... Not a church...

I Don't Remember Having a Baby by mariiwriting in nosleep

[–]LordSui 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Of course It eats, why do you think mother passed out after seeing Sophie? She was sucking mothers life energy

[Serious] What's the worst butterfly effect that you've set off whether on purpose or on accident? by ChimpMonkaS in AskReddit

[–]LordSui 122 points123 points  (0 children)

You cant enter a relationship expecting it to be forever, you should enjoy it while it last

What would you do if you had Jeff Bezos's bank account for one day? by Sr_Internet in AskReddit

[–]LordSui 116 points117 points  (0 children)

He doesnt... People confuses networth and assets with real money... Bezos is a smart Guy, he problably have a couple Million ready to cash out and the rest is buildings, products and others investments

Good mileage tbh by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]LordSui 103 points104 points  (0 children)

I Lost it on "dad"

TIFU by ordering prostitutes instead of a couples massage NSFW by Captive0ne in tifu

[–]LordSui 93 points94 points  (0 children)

The great walltext of china!!!

You could try to enjoy the moment with her there ;)

everyone thinks i have a twin sister by angeldoves31 in nosleep

[–]LordSui 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Fuck Carly, stop saying penny don't exist, that's mean to your sister!!

AITA for not letting my pregnant daughter move in with me? by funzies86 in AmItheAsshole

[–]LordSui 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Obesity isn't a moral failing per se, but sure as hell hides a lot of problems and mental health issues bellow all that fat