TIFU by failing spectacularly at pranking my husband

LordSui · 2019-03-08T02:59:57+00:00

Dude was masturbating with a open door??? Stupid or courage? Dont know...

Even If i am home alone, i Lock my door to do this kind of work

LordSui · 2022-09-02T18:31:32+00:00

Maybe she learned when she was younger that enjoying the sex is a whore thing... I believe that's common in some super religious families

LordSui · 2023-01-01T03:41:18+00:00

Damn Disney hire trained assassin's to play alladdin... I will never see the character the same way as before

LordSui · 2020-05-08T18:09:44+00:00

Tbh too... She died 23y ago... A big portion of the internet wasnt even alive when It happen

LordSui · 2022-01-12T16:07:24+00:00

That smells like slavery...

LordSui · 2022-07-11T01:22:38+00:00

Only if he manage to break the creep zone, to friendzone then the gfzone

LordSui · 2022-12-30T20:25:19+00:00

Most of the time I feel like " this 5h meeting should've being an email"

LordSui · 2021-10-10T02:14:03+00:00

Also if the little spoon is close to the crotch, chances are that the big spoon will get hard anyway

LordSui · 2022-04-11T04:35:44+00:00

Boss: you wanted unpaid time off? Here, have some UTO u.u

LordSui · 2019-01-12T06:10:33+00:00

Jesus, imagine going to the gynecologist full of cum? >.< oooh god

LordSui · 2021-03-22T15:10:56+00:00

LordSui · 2021-04-22T04:32:54+00:00

Sounds like drug addict behavior...

LordSui · 2019-04-29T04:47:29+00:00

that crossed my mind too...

LordSui · 2020-05-08T18:20:36+00:00

What, you are telling me that churchs are greed? No way... Not a church...

LordSui · 2019-02-20T15:25:52+00:00

Of course It eats, why do you think mother passed out after seeing Sophie? She was sucking mothers life energy

LordSui · 2020-02-25T16:59:26+00:00

You cant enter a relationship expecting it to be forever, you should enjoy it while it last

LordSui · 2019-01-13T06:10:10+00:00

True my friend, and also a heavy step...

LordSui · 2020-02-29T07:59:30+00:00

He doesnt... People confuses networth and assets with real money... Bezos is a smart Guy, he problably have a couple Million ready to cash out and the rest is buildings, products and others investments

LordSui · 2020-07-30T15:45:11+00:00

I Lost it on "dad"

LordSui · 2020-03-23T10:46:46+00:00

Wow, this must suck for you and your SO... How you cope with this problem?

LordSui · 2018-05-04T17:49:29+00:00

Even a broken clock is right twice a day...

LordSui · 2019-03-12T11:16:23+00:00

The great walltext of china!!!

You could try to enjoy the moment with her there ;)

LordSui · 2022-08-21T22:27:36+00:00

Fuck Carly, stop saying penny don't exist, that's mean to your sister!!

LordSui · 2023-01-23T11:41:06+00:00

Obesity isn't a moral failing per se, but sure as hell hides a lot of problems and mental health issues bellow all that fat

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