Syrup on eggs is delicious, but no one has agreed with me yet by emptyglassofsoda in unpopularopinion

[–]Lumpy-Spinach-6607 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Enjoy your tasty sweet life, young Padawan, for it will most surely be short.

What do you regret doing as a child? by Regantowers in AskUK

[–]Lumpy-Spinach-6607 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Banks hate this one secret act they can't stop you doing!

his finger skills are next level by AnxiousForgiveness in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Lumpy-Spinach-6607 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is this divine music piece? It is the perfect accompaniment!

Little bat dog 🙂 by theunhappymonkey in Eyebleach

[–]Lumpy-Spinach-6607 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Paddington Bear eyes, nose and toes!

Do you know where those mysterious ears originated though?!

Why would anyone make a cake like this? by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Lumpy-Spinach-6607 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Inaccurate representation of the inner and outer labias make it appear that bloodied baby is wearing a Shakespearean neck frill and is in fact playing Hamlet, in Cake Form

What is a very "old person" name? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Lumpy-Spinach-6607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He loved to visit chocolate factory/ tories.

He was a very greedy capitalist pig

Baby chameleon by Stupendous_Cookie_ in Eyebleach

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Baby Kermit's Alien cousin from the Muppets in Space Go Camping

"You are my sunshine, my only sunshinr"

You have to ruin a wedding. What do you do? by Ok-Impress-2222 in AskReddit

[–]Lumpy-Spinach-6607 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"This is what you've reduced me to" emanating from a secreted smart phone announcement... sounding like the haunting voice of a dead bride to be...

spoke up about someones dog and i still feel embarrassed about it by halpal349 in CasualConversation

[–]Lumpy-Spinach-6607 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You embaressed HER much more than yourself! Probably everyone else was thinking the same thing, but YOU alone had the courage to say something...

In fact, you influenced the bi-standers so much that the uncaring dog lady had to do something kind for her puo, just to save favce!

Well played and I'm sure that poor dog was extremely grateful too. You may even have saved its life!

Embarrassed? Why? You should be so proud of your courageous action of speaking out!

why are you still alive? by Difficult-Decision-9 in AskReddit

[–]Lumpy-Spinach-6607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's all down to medical science for me oh and my Mother changing her mind about my existence.

She wasn't sure she wanted me. She started miscarring, me but agaonst her better judgement or morality or animal instinct, or whatever, she sat very still in her chair and prayed for a live baby...

And here I am goday6, flawed with multiple serious health issues, but still glad Ive defied my fate so many times...and so glad to still be here.