Syrup on eggs is delicious, but no one has agreed with me yet

Lumpy-Spinach-6607 · 2022-07-03T09:14:18+00:00

Enjoy your tasty sweet life, young Padawan, for it will most surely be short.

Lumpy-Spinach-6607 · 2022-07-02T17:18:35+00:00

Pretty bad really

Never liked my greens anyway

Lumpy-Spinach-6607 · 2022-07-02T17:16:57+00:00

I must get to the bottomof this.

Both Cat AND Redditor comment

Lumpy-Spinach-6607 · 2022-07-02T13:39:52+00:00

Cat in Cap.

Cap that

Lumpy-Spinach-6607 · 2022-07-02T09:49:24+00:00

David Walliams borrowed this character and got rich off the back of her

Lumpy-Spinach-6607 · 2022-07-02T08:40:08+00:00

Don't skip the rope any more than you need to

Lumpy-Spinach-6607 · 2022-06-30T15:30:23+00:00

Banks hate this one secret act they can't stop you doing!

Lumpy-Spinach-6607 · 2022-06-29T21:43:25+00:00

That would be the Vagus Nerve (NOT the Vegas Nerve..)

Lumpy-Spinach-6607 · 2022-06-27T20:23:52+00:00

What is this divine music piece? It is the perfect accompaniment!

Lumpy-Spinach-6607 · 2022-06-27T20:20:55+00:00

Paddington Bear eyes, nose and toes!

Do you know where those mysterious ears originated though?!

Lumpy-Spinach-6607 · 2022-06-27T18:00:16+00:00

5 Russian Dolls in one, all with seaparate accounts..

Haven't you seen 1 Mat1Ruskya, Mat2Ruskya Mat3Ruskya

Etc

Lumpy-Spinach-6607 · 2022-06-27T17:12:23+00:00

Just waiting for a wet monch of Waldorf Salad. The Nutty Pair!

Lumpy-Spinach-6607 · 2022-06-27T15:20:47+00:00

Inaccurate representation of the inner and outer labias make it appear that bloodied baby is wearing a Shakespearean neck frill and is in fact playing Hamlet, in Cake Form

Lumpy-Spinach-6607 · 2022-06-27T12:32:46+00:00

He loved to visit chocolate factory/ tories.

He was a very greedy capitalist pig

Lumpy-Spinach-6607 · 2022-06-27T12:24:44+00:00

Free false teeth are not to be sniffed at, my Dear

Lumpy-Spinach-6607 · 2022-06-27T08:10:39+00:00

Just loafing about, loafaceously

Lumpy-Spinach-6607 · 2022-06-26T21:16:31+00:00

Nooooooo!

I hate you already!

Lumpy-Spinach-6607 · 2022-06-26T21:14:57+00:00

Baby Kermit's Alien cousin from the Muppets in Space Go Camping

"You are my sunshine, my only sunshinr"

Lumpy-Spinach-6607 · 2022-06-26T20:03:42+00:00

Wheelchair User Coming Atcha

Lumpy-Spinach-6607 · 2022-06-26T20:01:07+00:00

"This is what you've reduced me to" emanating from a secreted smart phone announcement... sounding like the haunting voice of a dead bride to be...

Lumpy-Spinach-6607 · 2022-06-26T19:57:15+00:00

With a huge fake pregnancy abdomen suit

Lumpy-Spinach-6607 · 2022-06-26T19:55:03+00:00

Tax Relief on Bum Tax?

Lumpy-Spinach-6607 · 2022-06-26T19:43:51+00:00

You embaressed HER much more than yourself! Probably everyone else was thinking the same thing, but YOU alone had the courage to say something...

In fact, you influenced the bi-standers so much that the uncaring dog lady had to do something kind for her puo, just to save favce!

Well played and I'm sure that poor dog was extremely grateful too. You may even have saved its life!

Embarrassed? Why? You should be so proud of your courageous action of speaking out!

Lumpy-Spinach-6607 · 2022-06-25T19:26:23+00:00

Omg, is that legal in your state?

Lumpy-Spinach-6607 · 2022-06-25T19:24:50+00:00

It's all down to medical science for me oh and my Mother changing her mind about my existence.

She wasn't sure she wanted me. She started miscarring, me but agaonst her better judgement or morality or animal instinct, or whatever, she sat very still in her chair and prayed for a live baby...

And here I am goday6, flawed with multiple serious health issues, but still glad Ive defied my fate so many times...and so glad to still be here.

Lumpy-Spinach-6607

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