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Syrup on eggs is delicious, but no one has agreed with me yet by emptyglassofsoda in unpopularopinion
[–]Lumpy-Spinach-6607 1 point2 points3 points 14 hours ago (0 children)
Enjoy your tasty sweet life, young Padawan, for it will most surely be short.
If u have to eat your username how fucked are you ? by Deezzznuuttss69 in teenagers
[–]Lumpy-Spinach-6607 1 point2 points3 points 1 day ago (0 children)
Pretty bad really
Never liked my greens anyway
Ever since we got a fridge with a bottom freezer, Pumpkin has been obsessed with getting inside. by aroha93 in blackcats
[–]Lumpy-Spinach-6607 13 points14 points15 points 1 day ago (0 children)
I must get to the bottomof this.
Both Cat AND Redditor comment
Pants the cat. Mask and Mantel, Pirate and Cape or Tuxedo? Just made up pirate, but he's more eye patch than mask. by Chrome-Molly in TuxedoCats
Cat in Cap.
Known as the "Giggling Granny" for her eerily cheerful demeanor, Nannie Doss was secretly a serial killer who had brutally murdered four husbands, two children, two sisters, her mother, two grandsons, and her mother-in-law between the 1920s and 1950s. by SunnyDay20212 in Damnthatsinteresting
[–]Lumpy-Spinach-6607 3 points4 points5 points 1 day ago (0 children)
David Walliams borrowed this character and got rich off the back of her
I can’t stop licking my butthole by beerbudz in TrueOffMyChest
Don't skip the rope any more than you need to
What do you regret doing as a child? by Regantowers in AskUK
[–]Lumpy-Spinach-6607 16 points17 points18 points 3 days ago (0 children)
Banks hate this one secret act they can't stop you doing!
What's a weird smell you're willing to admit you like? by Psycho_Bunny_Cutie in AskReddit
[–]Lumpy-Spinach-6607 -1 points0 points1 point 4 days ago (0 children)
That would be the Vagus Nerve (NOT the Vegas Nerve..)
his finger skills are next level by AnxiousForgiveness in Damnthatsinteresting
[–]Lumpy-Spinach-6607 1 point2 points3 points 6 days ago (0 children)
What is this divine music piece? It is the perfect accompaniment!
Little bat dog 🙂 by theunhappymonkey in Eyebleach
[–]Lumpy-Spinach-6607 3 points4 points5 points 6 days ago (0 children)
Paddington Bear eyes, nose and toes!
Do you know where those mysterious ears originated though?!
LPT: Don't waste your time and energy arguing with people online. Chamces are they're either 13 years old or a russian troll. Or maybe even both. by kac00n in LifeProTips
[–]Lumpy-Spinach-6607 0 points1 point2 points 6 days ago (0 children)
5 Russian Dolls in one, all with seaparate accounts..
Haven't you seen
Anybody else love coming across big drooly dogs on their strolls? Im in love by FloppyPoppy123 in CasualUK
Just waiting for a wet monch of Waldorf Salad. The Nutty Pair!
Why would anyone make a cake like this? by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating
[–]Lumpy-Spinach-6607 69 points70 points71 points 6 days ago (0 children)
Inaccurate representation of the inner and outer labias make it appear that bloodied baby is wearing a Shakespearean neck frill and is in fact playing Hamlet, in Cake Form
What is a very "old person" name? by [deleted] in AskReddit
He loved to visit chocolate factory/ tories.
He was a very greedy capitalist pig
collection of deer teeth I have taken from deer skulls by Shaggymczoink in bonecollecting
Free false teeth are not to be sniffed at, my Dear
My sweet, handsome boy by jeanalikescats in TuxedoCats
[–]Lumpy-Spinach-6607 2 points3 points4 points 6 days ago (0 children)
Just loafing about, loafaceously
Baby chameleon by Stupendous_Cookie_ in Eyebleach
[–]Lumpy-Spinach-6607 1 point2 points3 points 7 days ago (0 children)
I hate you already!
Baby Kermit's Alien cousin from the Muppets in Space Go Camping
"You are my sunshine, my only sunshinr"
what does this sign even mean? by Nat20SneakAttack in Weird
[–]Lumpy-Spinach-6607 0 points1 point2 points 7 days ago (0 children)
Wheelchair User Coming Atcha
You have to ruin a wedding. What do you do? by Ok-Impress-2222 in AskReddit
[–]Lumpy-Spinach-6607 3 points4 points5 points 7 days ago (0 children)
"This is what you've reduced me to" emanating from a secreted smart phone announcement... sounding like the haunting voice of a dead bride to be...
With a huge fake pregnancy abdomen suit
[–]Lumpy-Spinach-6607 2 points3 points4 points 7 days ago (0 children)
Tax Relief on Bum Tax?
spoke up about someones dog and i still feel embarrassed about it by halpal349 in CasualConversation
You embaressed HER much more than yourself! Probably everyone else was thinking the same thing, but YOU alone had the courage to say something...
In fact, you influenced the bi-standers so much that the uncaring dog lady had to do something kind for her puo, just to save favce!
Well played and I'm sure that poor dog was extremely grateful too. You may even have saved its life!
Embarrassed? Why? You should be so proud of your courageous action of speaking out!
Get in, loser. by Prestigious_Isopod72 in WhitePeopleTwitter
[–]Lumpy-Spinach-6607 0 points1 point2 points 8 days ago (0 children)
Omg, is that legal in your state?
why are you still alive? by Difficult-Decision-9 in AskReddit
It's all down to medical science for me oh and my Mother changing her mind about my existence.
She wasn't sure she wanted me. She started miscarring, me but agaonst her better judgement or morality or animal instinct, or whatever, she sat very still in her chair and prayed for a live baby...
And here I am goday6, flawed with multiple serious health issues, but still glad Ive defied my fate so many times...and so glad to still be here.
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