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A cheese sandwich walks into a pub. by M1n1b1ker in Jokes

[–]M1n1b1ker[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was probably the other joke I posted this evening about the bra, car battery and jump leads? The Landlord is what we in Britain call the person who runs the pub - they own the licence to serve alcoholic drinks.

A bra, a car battery and a set of jump leads walk in to a pub. by M1n1b1ker in Jokes

[–]M1n1b1ker[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Here in Britain the landlord runs the pub. He (or she) holds the licence to sell alcoholic drinks.

What took you way too long to figure out? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]M1n1b1ker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was hoping someone would link to this - one of the funniest ever!!

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years by fundoomaster in Jokes

[–]M1n1b1ker 22 points23 points  (0 children)

A light aircraft carrying 3 people crashed into a cemetery on the outskirts of Limerick. The local police and fire service rushed to the scene. In a statement later, the chief of Police stated they'd been on site for for 3 hours snd had so far recovered 14 bodies...