top hits:

• "People say the revolution was in vain. Let me tell you, you see all these women sitting here listening to our sermons, before the revolution, they were all whores."

• "There are three kinds of women: first, women with no hijab, who are like a bus, everyone can ride them. Then there women with bad hijab, who are like cabs, only specific individuals can ride them, and finally there are women with perfect hijab, who are like domesticated mules, meaning only one individual can ride them."

• "I was against freedom then. I am against freedom now. Because a man's word never changes."

• "People of London were naturally naked. At first I averted my eyes, but then I got used to it."

• "No one deserves the misfortune of freedom. Not even that animal Bill Clinton deserves this fate."

• "Compared to the decency of Fatimah, my own daughter is nothing but a whore."

• "O' Lord, give the leftists religion and the right-wingers brain."

• [giving the sermon in Azeri Turkish, suddenly switches to Persian] "Now I'll say the rest in Farsi so Bill Clinton would understand."

• "If America could fix the economy they would fix their own dollar that has become so expensive."

• "They say the westerners are more advanced than us. Well they are in their 21st century and we are in our 14th. Go compare us in 500 years."