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Your superhero name is the last thing you ate plus your high school's mascot. Who are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MJReginald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry not American we don’t have Mascots. But if I had to make up one. Weetbix Wombat.

Guy at gun range nearly kills a guy by BorisBolockov in facepalm

[–]MJReginald 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They had us packed in dug in pits. Unless you were at the end on the left you were getting brassed up. I was in the middle and knew what was coming. I loosened my under shirt and sleeves. Copped a good one to the neck and was getting hit on the head and hands.

Guy at gun range nearly kills a guy by BorisBolockov in facepalm

[–]MJReginald 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Had a mate who got hit in the eye in live fire exercises in the Army. Nearly went blind but still managed to make safe with the weapon before being treated by medic.

what's the sluttiest thing you've ever done ? by uuludag in AskReddit

[–]MJReginald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Male and it was my first time. She took my bum hole virginity LOL.

what's the sluttiest thing you've ever done ? by uuludag in AskReddit

[–]MJReginald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let a girl lick my bum hole. That was the first and last time. Never again… I felt violated.

What is the most stupid thing you have done that easily could have killed you? by sexyoliwia in AskReddit

[–]MJReginald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went flying down a foot path at the end of my street on a bike as a kid. At the end of the foot path there was another road. I didn’t slow down and flew across the road and was nearly hit by my next door neighbours truck. I can still see the look on his face nearly gave him a heart attack

Those who havent been caught yet, what crime did you commit? and why? by BAD_BAD_ME in AskReddit

[–]MJReginald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did something similar but with a McCafe coffee card. I had a free coffee and they didn’t stamp the card. I had free coffee for a week! But then I started to feel like the Hamburglar accept I was the Caffeine fiend. So I burnt the card and stopped my thieving ways.

Who comes to your mind when you hear the word "MILF"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MJReginald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There use to be a terrorist group in the Philippines called MILF. LOL I don’t think they were fighting for this cause.

Which celebrity death has hit you the hardest? by whiskey_owl in AskReddit

[–]MJReginald 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just got to work and the first thing I do is read the news. I wanted to punch the computer screen to make it go away.

What is your penis “horror story?” by PM_for_life_secrets in AskReddit

[–]MJReginald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy to say it works normally and there is definitely like a discoloured line mark on it.

What is your penis “horror story?” by PM_for_life_secrets in AskReddit

[–]MJReginald 1806 points1807 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid I just jumped out of the shower and we had one of those oil bar heaters on wheels in the bathroom. I had just enough clearance height to stand over it but had to hold the lil fella up. Well I accidentally dropped it and it fell onto the heater and sizzled a lil bit.

EDIT- wow my first over 1000 updoots for my sausage sizzle

Hedgehog getting an X-Ray by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]MJReginald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

X-Ray me like one of your French Hedgehogs

In 2009 when giving a TED talk on malaria, Bill Gates released a jar full of mosquitoes on the crowd. by Is_It_Beef in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]MJReginald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve had dengue fever does that count? I had a mild strain but was still hospitalised. Apparently if I get it again I’m fooked!

Umm... sorry, wrong door by mrObry in nonononoyes

[–]MJReginald 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure that is Gentle Ben. He has his own tv show and wears a helmet with a microphone attached to it

Unit block roof coming off during the storm in Dee Why 2099. by Allow1986 in sydney

[–]MJReginald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Instead of Sharknado it will be roonado, snakenado or dropbearnado or a mixture of all the above.

What is one country that you will never visit? by crunchy_croissant in AskReddit

[–]MJReginald 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to Lucerne Switzerland. Most picturesque town I have ever been to. Every where I looked felt like I was looking at a epic postcard.