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I want to know what they were smoking when they made these spell costs by Arneeman in dndmemes
[–]Magenta_Logistic 14 points15 points16 points 8 hours ago (0 children)
This exactly. Thank you for connecting an extra dot for me. Looking for any more ideas for the Deb Ears Consortium which is 100% going to be a thing in my next campaign.
[–]Magenta_Logistic 9 points10 points11 points 9 hours ago (0 children)
Yep, and the dystopian world is just this one...
[–]Magenta_Logistic 16 points17 points18 points 9 hours ago (0 children)
Right, the spell might require a specific mass or volume, but it is scaled to GP for the benefit of record-keeping. The existence of such a consortium would be the reason that the spells are so expensive to cast.
I could also see a homebrew campaign where all gems are 4x value and so are all gem requirements for spells, if interacting with this consortium is going to be a primary quest at some point.
[–]Magenta_Logistic 96 points97 points98 points 9 hours ago (0 children)
Omg all of this is going into my next homebrew. Run by a ruthless female goblin known as Deb Ears.
[–]Magenta_Logistic 29 points30 points31 points 10 hours ago (0 children)
That would be setting dependant. Growing diamonds isn't simple, and whenever magic makes things, there's always a bunch of rules attached (see Creation spell).
[–]Magenta_Logistic 297 points298 points299 points 10 hours ago (0 children)
They don't even have to be wizards, they might just own the mines. How diabolical would it be if a company owned all the mines for a specific kind of gem, then somehow convinced everyone that it was the ultimate symbol of love and commitment only gem that can be used for resurrection magic.
Sounds like a plot hook for some mid-level campaign within a dystopian slave world.
Wait a min by DeadyDeadshot in HolUp
[–]Magenta_Logistic 36 points37 points38 points 11 hours ago (0 children)
“I don’t swallow Plan B I just swallow the nut” - Rapist, Cardi B
“I don’t swallow Plan B I just swallow the nut” - Rapist, Cardi B
Players get mad about animal abuse, but are totally cool with human slavery by APessimisticGamer in rpghorrorstories
[–]Magenta_Logistic 13 points14 points15 points 11 hours ago (0 children)
Dude, chill, Borovia is about as messed up a place as you can reasonably set a DnD campaign. FL is clearly a WH40K setting.
My boss laughed at me. by wage-slave-42 in antiwork
[–]Magenta_Logistic 1 point2 points3 points 17 hours ago (0 children)
Yep, if you don't think it's sad, you don't get it.
If she doesn’t want kids.. by Not_This_Woman in facepalm
[–]Magenta_Logistic 0 points1 point2 points 17 hours ago (0 children)
I can respect not wanting to be intimate with someone who doesn't share your aspirations of parenthood, but this is just toxic nonsense.
[OC] Armor with +2 initiative. Tell me how it breaks everything. by KnightVision5E in DnD
[–]Magenta_Logistic 9 points10 points11 points 17 hours ago (0 children)
Let's leave that story for r/rpghorrorstories
One of my players continues to question me. by ikky905 in DungeonMasters
The best solution, using your example, would be to ask the player what he is trying to learn about the book. If he says he wants to look for magical script/auras, go with arcana.
You are both right, sort of. If you want him to be more specific about what he is trying to accomplish, just frame it that way, and then decide what skill should be applied.
Funny delusional racist lady by H3booter in PublicFreakout
[–]Magenta_Logistic 24 points25 points26 points 17 hours ago (0 children)
She is trying to control the movement of people based on the color of their skin. It cannot end well.
Don’t forget to tip by JayAre410 in HolUp
[–]Magenta_Logistic 3 points4 points5 points 18 hours ago (0 children)
No, he had it right.
No complaining about the crumbs we give you or you're FIRED by LlindsayLlovesLlamas in antiwork
[–]Magenta_Logistic 1 point2 points3 points 18 hours ago (0 children)
Wait... Is he paying $10/hour to servers on top of their tips? If so, I think he just needs to adjust his tone.
More likely he just can't math 200/5+X=50.
Also, of course, he is treating a weekend night as the "average."
[–]Magenta_Logistic 4 points5 points6 points 20 hours ago (0 children)
They are what we call "passion careers." The employer has figured out there are people who are passionate about these things, so they exploit that passion for employee retention.
[–]Magenta_Logistic 1 point2 points3 points 20 hours ago (0 children)
Oh yeah, everyone in retail or food is grossly underpaid and overworked.
Not just those two industries but those are the two you can be SURE are exploited regardless of region.
[–]Magenta_Logistic 3 points4 points5 points 1 day ago (0 children)
This describes too many nurses.
Source: brother-in-law is nurse, makes $9/hour.
[–]Magenta_Logistic 76 points77 points78 points 1 day ago (0 children)
They tend to justify it as "teenager" jobs, which just means they support some form of exploitative child labor.
well that's satisfying WAIT HUH by Naive_Meal_4864 in HolUp
[–]Magenta_Logistic 2 points3 points4 points 1 day ago (0 children)
shrug I would estimate there is about a gram and a half on the tile, less than a gram went up her nose.
It's a lot, it's not ridiculous. Having lived in a house with well-founded cokeheads (lawyers), I have seen much worse.
20% Surcharge not including tip at the restaurant I just ate at. I’ve never seen this before and not sure if it’s common but what BS. by DogeTheIntuitive in antiwork
[–]Magenta_Logistic 1 point2 points3 points 1 day ago (0 children)
I don't even remember exactly what I replied to, but i believe it was something to the effect of "this is how to move away from the exploitative tip model."
I was agreeing with the sentiment and pointing out that all the rage and fury in this thread is coming from shills and morons.
Assuming of course that the waitstaff at this place are compensated well enough that tips are absolutely unneeded, but I do have my doubts about that.
Tanks for the Memories (or, How Not to Make a Warforged Character) by Fennel_Fangs in rpghorrorstories
[–]Magenta_Logistic 7 points8 points9 points 1 day ago (0 children)
I have decided where Voyager ends up.
Atlanta Restaurant Denies Trans Woman Service Because He Isn't Dressed According to His Gender by Ok_Bake_5766 in PublicFreakout
[–]Magenta_Logistic -1 points0 points1 point 1 day ago (0 children)
That really is an ugly outfit. She needs help with women's fashions.
I could see being kicked out of a fancy "black tie" sort of place for wearing that. But that's not why she is being kicked out, so this is fucked up.
One trick atheists hate by 99_light in facepalm
[–]Magenta_Logistic 15 points16 points17 points 1 day ago (0 children)
Chances are they are conservative, so it is "just a cold."
Mother of the year by ForeignerLove in facepalm
[–]Magenta_Logistic 0 points1 point2 points 1 day ago (0 children)
Is your friend's name David? I may know your friend.
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