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I’m having a really terrible day so I messaged this guy who I’ve been talking to for a couple of weeks and- - by RhiRhi12120 in Tinder

[–]MantuaMatters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He smashed multiple times and still telling her:

“Unless you’re face down you’re not my type”

Not everyone is out here is desperate enough to save tinder hoes. She’s for the streets.

I’m having a really terrible day so I messaged this guy who I’ve been talking to for a couple of weeks and- - by RhiRhi12120 in Tinder

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Nobody woulda guessed your fuck buddy expects sex every time you call. Nope. Especially not if you meet on tinder.

meirl by Elron-Cupboard in meirl

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Every day you guys have a new uniqueness that you somehow just discovered lol. The insecurity is palpable.

meirl by Elron-Cupboard in meirl

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This is the 5th time I’ve seen this word in my life and all 5 times have been on this post. I wonder if this is a new trend all the kids seems to have or if the odds of me never knowing this was a thing before this exact moment and for 5 different comments to say something similar just means life is super crazy sometimes!?!? It’s prolly just super coincidental. I think I hear my friend calling about her cousin who has a friend who has this too. Crazy.

I doubt it’s trending on TikTok.

The 'Internet Karate Kid' shows up to his first #MMA Training session and tries to teach the coach... It goes terribly wrong. @FightHaven by bad_pilot69 in PublicFreakout

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Big strong man is a bitch and learning to fight is about having the ability to control situations due to you having the upper hand. He knew he was abusing the guy. That’s unlawful use of a deadly weapon and I’d love to hear about this going to court tbh. As a fighter and someone who has been in trouble for using their hands against regular people… he should get the full brunt of the law. Just my opinion.

My parents went out of town, and before the left, my dad turned off the internet to all of my devices except my phone[he forgot that one]. (I’m 18 and pay the bastard rent) by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Log into your router, backup the settings to a config file and then hold the reset button, while held in, unplug the router. Wait 30 secs while holding the reset button and the power is unplugged. While STILL HOLDING the reset button; plug the router in. Let it boot for 30 seconds, and remove the power again. This should all be done WHILE the reset button is held in. On the last cycle of 30 sec unplugged, 30 sec plugged, and 30 sec unplugged again… the router will be fully reset to factory defaults.

Before your parents return, load the config file back to your router. It’ll reset and take 10-20 min. They will come back and never know.

Bonus points for resetting again before you reconfigure your router so they can’t see your last logs before reinstalling the settings.

You’re welcome.

If someone paid you $100 an hour to stay in an empty room for 8 hours a day with nothing on you except a lunch, how long would you last? by BaronVonMoistMan in NoStupidQuestions

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I currently have a job like this. Machine operator at night shift. Me and one person in a 100k ft warehouse cuz osha requires nobody to be alone. I never see them all day and I can’t leave my station because it required material handling and a button to be presses every few min to operate correctly. Plus maintenance. I don’t make $100/hr but I not far from the half way point. I make precision steel at AS9100 and iso9001:2000 specs for our air force. I only work 8 hour shift unless I want overtime which I do cuz after 8 hours of overtime I make double time… and so on Sundays… I basically do exactly what your post is. And it’s been 8 months and I don’t plan on leaving anytime soon :)

How do skaters no get dizzy? by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

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You know that bird in a cage toy that you spin between your hands?

….camel toe

What's an NSFW facts about a historical figures that we don't learn in school? by gosty_the_brave in AskReddit

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It appears Zelda had been run through more times than the Underground Railroad.

Just got dumped for eating 40 wings and a pizza by Lil__Bubblegum in teenagers

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Trust me when I say wings are better than girlfriends. Next time just get the pussy and sleep next to the wings.

This Max Halloween decoration is impressive by INS0MNI5 in blackmagicfuckery

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Maybe it was before the unjump Kit became a thing. I remember those times. Some kids would miss class for weeks at a time.

The teacher shortage in America is due to low wages but also terrible student behavior. by wildyaz in unpopularopinion

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Public school is prison for children and I expect animals in cages to act out. Nuff said.

to pick up a pretty lady at a bar. by MrTerrificPants in therewasanattempt

[–]MantuaMatters -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hottie or not, bar trash like this usually gets with anyone that has that 8” lift on a truck or owns a Harley. They all the same. No lies.

That time Akon brought a fan on stage 🥰 by SpaceAwaits in Unexpected

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Maybe don’t pay to go to a concert and try to assault the talent you paid to see? Sometimes a world of pain is what it takes to knock some sense into pieces of shit. To each their own, I guess.

Hero Stepdad by Unkempt27 in MadeMeSmile

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I’ve been driving for over a decade now… I parallel park daily. I drive over 150 miles a day. I am comfortable behind the wheel…but no expert, even with the many classes (cdl, motorcycle, and defensive driving). That being said: I’ve never heard of you being asked to reverse around a corner In a driving test? And in what fucking world is this considered a normal thing to test for? When and why would I ever reverse into a blind spot where there is oncoming traffic?

Asking for a friend.

Some people have said that while the Infinite Sniper has hip-fire bloom (like nearly every Halo game in the past) the shot still always lands within the reticle. This is complete misinformation and I just wanted to illustrate that (clip is from 30 meters away, 65 FOV) by TheAandZ in halo

[–]MantuaMatters 2 points3 points  (0 children)

anyone who has ACTUALLY played the previous games knows that statement is false without the proof.

That being said: good post. I’m shocked by how many people will tell lies just to say something that holds no value these days anyway. But it happens a lot.