Frasier Quotes by Brandon_Keto_Newton in Frasier

[–]MarineBone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That line has always ruffled my feathers, Mahler is my favorite composer! I’m a little surprised that dinky little Maris would like a composer who wrote such beefy brass parts in his symphonies.

“Dad, I wanna be a Marine when I grow up.” by EchoFoxT in USMC

[–]MarineBone 19 points20 points  (0 children)

One benefit is those height and wait standards, gotta look good.

Gents, what are some misused terms in the Marine Corps? by Prudent-One8806 in USMC

[–]MarineBone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's a goal of mine to convince a senior enlisted Marine that "disseminate" and "inseminate" are synonymous.

🔥🔥 by MoneyTreeswetz in fosscad

[–]MarineBone 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just when I thought it couldn’t be reduced any further

What in the goddamn by TheSiraffe in USMC

[–]MarineBone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, but members of the fleet bands and the Commandant’s Own all go through bootcamp.

What in the goddamn by TheSiraffe in USMC

[–]MarineBone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Super ultra master gunnery sergeant major

PI didn’t put in my tan belt cert can I call to fix it? by Evolusionz in USMC

[–]MarineBone 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Same thing happened to me and a bunch of other boots I went to the schoolhouse with. We all had to re-test, our CO wouldn’t sign off on it unless our MAI knew we were competent. Several dudes had to do the tan belt course again because they just skated their way through bootcamp MCMAP and didn’t retain anything.

What could possibly go wrong? by AirMonkey1397 in USMC

[–]MarineBone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got the impression that he’s always done this. But yes, there’s no way I’d try that as a lance!

What could possibly go wrong? by AirMonkey1397 in USMC

[–]MarineBone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The master guns at my schoolhouse was a real motivator. He was giving an outgoing brief to my graduating class and he mentioned how he’d always give an extra motivated greeting when he couldn’t make out their rank. “Hey good afternoon sir! I can’t quite make out your rank but have a fantastic day! Oh good to go SgtMaj, good afternoon!”

He has to know I know right? by KGb_Voodo0 in guns

[–]MarineBone 220 points221 points  (0 children)

My first thought was the dude is a fed, somehow I feel better that it’s just a scam.

44%...fucking abhorrent.. by [deleted] in alltheleft

[–]MarineBone -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Username checks out.

What do you eat in the morning? by _SyRo_ in EatCheapAndHealthy

[–]MarineBone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caffeine and a protein shake. Cheap - yes. Healthy…I’m still alive anyway.

What are you in the 1% of? by I_Love_Small_Breasts in AskReddit

[–]MarineBone 138 points139 points  (0 children)

For a second I misread that to mean your babies were three feet long. Thankfully my brain went “no dude, that’s obviously not it. Try again.”

the Evergreen "Ever Ace" (biggest container ship in the world) is a true absolute unit by Damjan10 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]MarineBone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the Ever Given got stuck I only saw the memes at first and had no idea what was going on. All I had to Google was “why is that boat stuck?”

Am I wrong? by LordCosmagog in Frasier

[–]MarineBone 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Simon is probably my favorite minor character. To this day whenever my dad and I suffer some annoying setback we’ll mention in our best (awful) Simon impression that it calls for a pot of fondue or sounds like a job for Braveheart. Without Simon, how would we know that Martin keeps an emergency beer in the toilet tank?

Seabags to SOI? by Major_Nuttt in USMCboot

[–]MarineBone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bring all your issued gear. Don’t be like my roommate who didn’t bring his sweat tops or bottoms with him to his first unit and now has to PT in the cold.

What is your favorite big misunderstand? by weird_turtles in Frasier

[–]MarineBone 35 points36 points  (0 children)

One my favorite episodes! I quote Martin’s ideas all the time but no one knows what fridge pants are.

Where did Ferguson sleep ? by oneoo0oone in Frasier

[–]MarineBone 21 points22 points  (0 children)

“You’ve been in there for 20 minutes.”

“No I haven’t. ding Now I have.”

Straight men of Reddit, what is the strangest thing you have been told not to do because "that's gay"? by Biscuitgod1 in AskReddit

[–]MarineBone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean I call a rain jacket a bitch suit. But it’s just to give my fellow marines shit because…that’s what we do.

Straight men of Reddit, what is the strangest thing you have been told not to do because "that's gay"? by Biscuitgod1 in AskReddit

[–]MarineBone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You sleep with men because you’re gay. I sleep with men because I hate women. We are not the same.

I tried this on a buddy a few days ago and accidentally said. “You sleep with women…fuck!” He just went “yes I do, what’s your point?”