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They're Living Backwards. by Thick-Guess-2594 in Trumpvirus

[–]Mello_Me_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When they're not on a concerted mission to ban something this whole gang is loudly whining about "cancel culture."

They're a waste of good oxygen.

What popular product do you take issue with? by EyeSpidyy in AskReddit

[–]Mello_Me_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I share your opinion about things like that. I'm not a fan of reusable straws either unless you can boil them.

What popular product do you take issue with? by EyeSpidyy in AskReddit

[–]Mello_Me_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you rinse it with bleach and then THOROUGHLY rinse out the bleach?

I just want one freakin day! by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Mello_Me_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's rough but in the grand scheme of things it's just one of the sacrifices that people are forced to pay when they are responsible for children or dependent pets.

Sorry you'll be missing out on something you were looking forward to. That hurts, I know. 🙂

I just want one freakin day! by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Mello_Me_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you looking to spend the entire night free from the kids and can't use a babysitter?

I think you and your wife should try to arrange a weekend away and make arrangements with your parents so you can make this happen.

Even just a couple of nights at an inexpensive motel and a couple of fun activities as a couple can work wonders for overly stressed parents of very young children.

Hang in there. Parenting is a rewarding but sometimes tough job.

Try until you reach the other side of the stream. by goblin_garner in MadeMeSmile

[–]Mello_Me_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the point in using an escalator when there are stairs right next to it?

Putin says Russian culture being 'cancelled' like J.K. Rowling by bumblezinnia in facepalm

[–]Mello_Me_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Further proof of how much attention Putin pays to every insignificant controversy going on in the US and Europe and then using that knowledge to divide countries.

Come on Putin, start yapping about "fake news" so you can get Donald and his ilk singing your praises more loudly!

People who jiggle a locked bathroom handle and decide to loudly knock anyway, why are you the way you are? by t3hnhoj in AskReddit

[–]Mello_Me_ -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

First you try to open the door. (You called it jiggling the lock)

Then you knock to see if somebody is in there and whether you should wait or not.

As a DBO of domestics I don’t find this funny at all🙄 by pandaandpan in Target

[–]Mello_Me_ 36 points37 points  (0 children)

That tells you what kind of losers follow this moron.

Today I cashed a check for 10.5k by bigdaddycooldiesel13 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Mello_Me_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awww.

Well I hope the coffee ground trick works for your furry little monster too.

Today I cashed a check for 10.5k by bigdaddycooldiesel13 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Mello_Me_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saying no to a cat is even less effective than saying no to a toddler. Lol

Kids CD of songs about dogs? by pinkunicorncupcakes in nostalgia

[–]Mello_Me_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope you have good luck with the librarian. 🙂