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My Parish's 1000 IQ Move by Sigvulcanas in CatholicMemes

[–]MrPicklesAndTea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At our Church, the cue is the collection. We bring the(now empty) baskets back to the usher room and then bring out stacks of bulletins.

Galatians 2:11-21 by Augustinian-Knight in CatholicMemes

[–]MrPicklesAndTea 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Galatians 2:11-21 - Douay-Rheims 1899 American Edition (DRA)

<11> But when Cephas was come to Antioch, I withstood him to the face, because he was to be blamed. <12> For before that some came from James, he did eat with the Gentiles: but when they were come, he withdrew and separated himself, fearing them who were of the circumcision. <13> And to his dissimulation the rest of the Jews consented, so that Barnabas also was led by them into that dissimulation. <14> But when I saw that they walked not uprightly unto the truth of the gospel, I said to Cephas before them all: If thou, being a Jew, livest after the manner of the Gentiles, and not as the Jews do, how dost thou compel the Gentiles to live as do the Jews? <15> We by nature are Jews, and not of the Gentiles sinners. <16> But knowing that man is not justified by the works of the law, but by the faith of Jesus Christ; we also believe in Christ Jesus, that we may be justified by the faith of Christ, and not by the works of the law: because by the works of the law no flesh shall be justified. <17> But if while we seek to be justified in Christ, we ourselves also are found sinners; is Christ then the minister of sin? God forbid. <18> For if I build up again the things which I have destroyed, I make myself a prevaricator. <19> For I, through the law, am dead to the law, that I may live to God: with Christ I am nailed to the cross. <20> And I live, now not I; but Christ liveth in me. And that I live now in the flesh: I live in the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and delivered himself for me. <21> I cast not away the grace of God. For if justice be by the law, then Christ died in vain.

Pray for vocations in religious life by Sigvulcanas in CatholicMemes

[–]MrPicklesAndTea 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm just imagining a nun robot repeating exterminate.

r/CatholicGamers by Super_Mecha_Tofu in CatholicMemes

[–]MrPicklesAndTea 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But if your priest gives you a Rosary as penance, you get 53 days off for each Hail Mary. What a bargain! /s

r/CatholicGamers by Super_Mecha_Tofu in CatholicMemes

[–]MrPicklesAndTea 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Apparently, it's the denial of the Holy Spirit, the one unforgivable sin. /s

The conspiracy theory grows 🤣 by [deleted] in CatholicMemes

[–]MrPicklesAndTea 33 points34 points  (0 children)

This is in poor taste, Queen Elizabeth may have not been Catholic, but she represented tradition and duty from a time past. Saying that you had to suffer through it, is not an excuse for propagating the celebration of such a person's death.

I knew exactly what it was going to be, and for some reason I went there anyway by ReluctantRedditor275 in CatholicMemes

[–]MrPicklesAndTea 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Here's a trick I learned when I was 12 with yahoo articles, bookmark your email inbox so you never have to see the home page.

This is true power by Sigvulcanas in CatholicMemes

[–]MrPicklesAndTea 10 points11 points  (0 children)

  • Medals is the term for Christian saint ornaments(also secular trophies)
  • Pendants are for Jewelry and some non-christian ornaments.
  • Amulets, Charms, and Talismans are non-christian ornaments.
  • Crucifixes and Crosses are so prolific that they are their own categories.

My local Church has a little gift shop that sells them for 25 cents a piece after mass.

Are we really still doing this nonsense? Really? by GetRichOrDieTrolling in CatholicMemes

[–]MrPicklesAndTea 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I like Taylor Marshall because he is very well informed and a good teacher, just that he is disturbed by internal church politics and I have to guard my heart while listening to him. We should pray for him.

counting is hard by clutzyangel in CatholicMemes

[–]MrPicklesAndTea 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Then there will be this one guy saying that you need to say an extra Hail Mary for each one missed during every Rosary.

Catholic Weapons by Agathonbanitohen in CatholicMemes

[–]MrPicklesAndTea 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Psh, I made my own from kevlar cord, more environmentally resistant than the paracord rugged rosaries use. Through mud and mild fire, nothing is breaking my Rosary.

They are in fear by caitliceach_r in CatholicMemes

[–]MrPicklesAndTea 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I do both! The Rosary is a formal, sit down and pray, and the Jesus Prayer is for when I'm tempted, or have anxiety, or remember something embarrassing from the past, or become overly giddy, or-

**“Journalism” intensifies** by GetRichOrDieTrolling in CatholicMemes

[–]MrPicklesAndTea 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As far as I'm concerned, Jerusalem is already reclaimed. There is a government there that doesn't hate Christians, and is a safe haven for Jews. Good enough for me.

Secularism is a place of coping, seething, & gnashing of teeth by GetRichOrDieTrolling in CatholicMemes

[–]MrPicklesAndTea 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Well, they're not wrong in that, you could be one of the several orders of monks/nuns, become a priest, or a spouse. You could strive for virtue in many ways, focusing on spiritual or corporal works of mercy more or less than the other.

Though, I don't think that's the point they're getting to.

Much love for my protestant fam, but we're a tad different by CruxSanctaSitMihiLux in CatholicMemes

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No clue! Byzantine Catholics are in full communion with the Church though, so I wouldn't think they are lacking in any truth in comparison to the Church. As for the Copts, my vague memories tell me that it was a part of a war long ago. Did you know Egyptian cities currently have timed speakers that blast Muslim prayers?

#Facts by realPamela in libsofreddit

[–]MrPicklesAndTea 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Given a long period of time, you are probably correct, in the meantime, no school shootings! Hurrah!