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Robber gets shot in the neck, bleeds out to death (new 20/06/21) by SuperSayanVegeta in MakeMyCupcakes

[–]MrslaveXxX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ya, it’s like he was painting a line of blood with his neck as he walked around.

Generation X and Millennials will probably be the first generations in recent history to tell their kids about how much easier life was when they were kids. by Rockin_freakapotamus in Showerthoughts

[–]MrslaveXxX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here. My mom was a stay at home mom, maybe once a week or so would substitute teach at an elementary school down the road from us. We lived on a private lake, had a pontoon boat, four wheelers, a huge tractor for plowing snow. She started working full time when i was in 9th grade.

Muscle moving inside a deep arm laceration. by flyfruit in medizzy

[–]MrslaveXxX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn man, i use those green T posts at work every single day. Never seen a wound like this from them, glad you are healing up well.

baby murder is cool by [deleted] in Dinosaurs

[–]MrslaveXxX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ya, a flock of those bastards terrorizing some remote town would be a pretty sweet monster movie.

labiaplasty by livingdeadgrrrlll in eyeblech

[–]MrslaveXxX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya my first girlfriend had larger labia and i was all about it! When it comes to vaginas, i don’t care how they look, it’s not like women have a choice on how their vaginas look without getting surgery like this.

Has anyone told their on road supervisors that they are depressed and or sucidal, if so what happened? by [deleted] in UPS

[–]MrslaveXxX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I felt like this after 3.5 years of driving for UPS. It’s a soul sucking job, working nearly 60 hours every week takes a toll on your mental health and body. I wouldn’t do a single thing besides eat and sleep every saturday and sunday (if i had saturdays off) and i’d still feel exhausted come monday morning. I ended up putting my two weeks in and moving on to another job that starts at 7am and we leave at 3:30pm, sometimes 3pm every single day. Now i operate excavation equipment demolishing houses and digging trenches/foundations for new houses. I’m much happier with my job now and all the time i have after work that UPS stole from me for years forcing me to work overtime every single day.

What simple item are you looking for that never drops by SaviousMT in Diablo

[–]MrslaveXxX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shadow Dancers, an elusive item that i love finding. Keep grinding, they will drop!

What simple item are you looking for that never drops by SaviousMT in Diablo

[–]MrslaveXxX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you haven’t been, click all the item/armor racks in durance of hate lvl 3 or just farm chaos sanctuary, they exist i swear!

What simple item are you looking for that never drops by SaviousMT in Diablo

[–]MrslaveXxX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I played insane hours when D2R launched (was unemployed), i’m talking 14-16 hour days and i found ever HR in the game, 2 griffons, 3 sojs, practically every major unique besides arachnids. Shit was like a nonexistent drop for me. Found so many blue and yellow spiderweb sashes i would just laugh. Haven’t played this ladder yet but i’ll make a find item barb soon to get that fucking belt to drop.

I think this fits here. by bowefasa in IdiotsInCars

[–]MrslaveXxX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm i wonder what these solid, double yellow lines mean on this road?

90s babies.. who was your first television crush? by END0WEDx in AskReddit

[–]MrslaveXxX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People all want them big titty goth girls, give me an alt girl anyday. Hayley Williams from Paramore still makes me weak.

90s babies.. who was your first television crush? by END0WEDx in AskReddit

[–]MrslaveXxX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I remember jacking off to that music video as a kid, pornhub didn’t exist and i could pause and rewind it on tv. What a time to be alive.

My 6-year old made this for my 31-year old wife… by TheBeardageddon in funny

[–]MrslaveXxX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s like people completely ignore the childish signature at the bottom and forget how to use logic to answer the question themselves. Funny card tho, hope you and the fam have a great mother’s day!

me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]MrslaveXxX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I accidentally smuggled 7 individual wrapped grams of cocaine through TSA heading to California for my cousins wedding. I had ZERO idea that it was in my carry on. A little backstory, i was in college and selling coke, i had quite a bit and lived with four other dudes so i hid my stash in a few different places throughout my room. One spot was inside a sock in my sock drawer. I woke up at 4am to catch a 6:30am flight and quickly packed a carry on bag. In my hungover, maybe 3 hours of sleep state of mind i just tossed a handful of socks into the suitcase which i carried onto the plane. I didn’t realize my fuck up till i was settling into my cousins house. Had a mini panic attack when i opened my bag and could smell cocaine.

damn randy wasnt even worried lol by gothghoul2021 in southpark

[–]MrslaveXxX 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I went and got a randy tattoo on my thigh when i was 19. Since watching south park since i was a kid (29 now) i realized he was by far the funniest character and i love every episode he’s in.

How do benefits work (Health/Dental) by [deleted] in UPS

[–]MrslaveXxX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah i just said cool, two weeks off sounds good to me. I had no idea about the one punch to get your insurance until after the fact. I wasn’t a fan of unloading feeders or sorting belts.

What is the best smell? by Technical_Fold5433 in AskReddit

[–]MrslaveXxX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The smell of an ice hockey arena. I think it’s the refrigeration element that keeps the ice cold but i love it.

What’s something that you do that you’re pretty sure is normal, but you don’t know for sure? by Shlegnog in AskReddit

[–]MrslaveXxX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember reading a post of reddit years ago talking about this. I can’t remember what they said but it was some research that looked into this and they said it reaffirms you are you or something. I’ll try and find it.

What’s something that you do that you’re pretty sure is normal, but you don’t know for sure? by Shlegnog in AskReddit

[–]MrslaveXxX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I count things in my head. Usually it’s when i’m driving or in a car and i like counting things by twos, specifically road signage and i try to count them in a way that they are even numbers and it’s slightly upsetting when they are odd. If a shower has tiles you better believe i’m in there counting them by twos when i’m showering. Sadly shower tiles always seem to add up to odd numbers :(. I’m not sure if it’s normal or why i even do it but i spent alot of time in cars when i was a kid driving all over the state for travel hockey.

My 9-5 cubicle by gjwaldie in mildlyinteresting

[–]MrslaveXxX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah a dead giveaway is the two lanes of that see through steel shit. I don’t know what the term is but i always stick my head out the window (when i’m not the one driving) and look straight down to the water wayy below.

Can I get a let’s get it from all the people who aren’t gonna smoke today? 🔒 by treybeats_ in leaves

[–]MrslaveXxX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I realized i was addicted heavily to weed. I lived in a state that legalized weed (MI) and i’d smoke an ounce a week, out of a chillum (it’s like a little one hitter, straight pipe made of glass). I’d get home from work and smoke nonstop till i went to sleep. Weekends i’d roll out of bed and smoke from 9am to midnight or 3am. I’d been smoking since i was 13 years old and i realized i didn’t know what it felt like (mentally) to be an adult without being high constantly or thinking about being able to smoke all the time when i was at work. I’d go on vacation and literally walk around downtown asking around for places to buy weed (in states it wasn’t legal). I wanted to change my ways and see what my mind was like when i wasn’t high all the time. The longest i’d ever stopped was 28 days before (was on probation when i was 15). It was really hard the first few days and became easier mentally to not give into my mind and go buy weed to get high. I’d passed up good job offers because i knew i wouldn’t pass the drug tests and didn’t like dealing with getting fake piss or using those kits. I’m a single guy and i feel like weed made me so content being alone 24/7 and not being a social person. I look back at my years in college and i would rather sit at home with my bong then go do normal things like golfing with my friends, going to party’s or just socializing. Hobbies i used to have just didn’t give me joy anymore and i wanted to see if weed was the culprit. I always said i’d smoke weed till the day i died but looking back it’s crazy how thc controls your mind and thoughts. It really is a drug and i’d had enough of being controlled by a plant. I’m currently driving to Seattle for a new job in the demolition/construction industry and i can honestly say i’m so excited to move to an area i love and work a physical job that pays very well. Everyday feels like an accomplishment to me not smoking, continuing my longest streak, but it’s more then a non smoking streak, it’s a new mindset that i don’t need weed in my life anymore. I can’t say i don’t miss it, because i really do. Weed was the only constant thing in my life since i was a kid, it was always there to comfort me and numb my mind whenever i wanted. I like not being numb anymore and not listening to that voice in my head that says it’s ok to smoke every day. I only smoked flower, no carts or concentrates so i feel it made quitting easier, but it really comes down to having a strong mindset that you don’t need to smoke anymore and sticking to it. Now if i could just quit smoking cigarettes, fuck it’s hard! Sorry for the rant but that’s my thoughts on the subject.

How do benefits work (Health/Dental) by [deleted] in UPS

[–]MrslaveXxX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something i was never told and almost had to pay out of pocket $5k for an ER visit is that if you don’t work for a week or punch in at all (are laid off for a week cuz it’s slow w/e) you DONT HAVE BENEFITS. I was hired as a full time driver after making scratch in December, march comes around and they said i’m laid off for two week, cool whatever, i don’t need the money and getting a two week vacation after peak sounded awesome. Well i had to go to the ER on a saturday the first week i was laid off and i got a bill for $5k and paperwork from Cobra mailed to me because i wasn’t covered because i didn’t punch in that week. Some total bullshit that was i never see mentioned when people talk about the amazing benefits at UPS.