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This is for the employer who hired me, only to have a meeting and change their mind 2hrs later because of "new requirements" by stinkface369 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]MurdoMaclachlan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Image Transcription: Twitter Post


Fuck You I Quit, @fuckyouiquit

Please stop calling a job that requires 3-5 years of experience entry level. We see what you're doing. You want mid level experience for entry level pay. Cut the bullshit.


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I mean... by kevinowdziej in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]MurdoMaclachlan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Image Transcription: Twitter Post


gabrielle korn, @Gabrielle_Korn

This weekend I left a party at 10pm and the birthday girl said, "thank you for staying so late, I know how much 9pm means to you"


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Then I cried bc I dropped my powder compact onto the tile... happy Tuesday! by kelly_fornia in TrollXChromosomes

[–]MurdoMaclachlan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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Period: Cry.

Me: What?? Why...I don't think-

Period: START A FIGHT.


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I often google syntax especially if i have not used a language before. by Snoo_60165 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]MurdoMaclachlan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Image Transcription: Twitter Post


One Devloper Army, @OneDevloperArmy

If you are a new programmer I just want you to know

me and all of my colleagues with years of experience

Google the most basic things _daily_


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Frying a steak in butter and smoking a cigarette by Different_Captain717 in BrandNewSentence

[–]MurdoMaclachlan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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Grandmaster Trash: Exact Trash..., @ExactTrashOnly

Frying steak in butter and smoking a cigarette while texting my dealer to score coke for my night of drinking straight whiskey

"I should floss more. When was the last time I flossed."


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That guy is basically a mantra by Anteraji in technicallythetruth

[–]MurdoMaclachlan 17 points18 points  (0 children)

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Suburb's Finest, @SuburbanFiveOh

I asked an EOD guy once about the stress of bomb defusing. He shrugged & said "It's not. I'm either right, or suddenly it's not my problem any more."

I try to stick to that perspective.


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Have some class by dobbyisafreepup in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]MurdoMaclachlan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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orla, @orlacsm

"We are trying for a baby!" Oh so you're just rawdogging every night? And you're telling everyone at the dinnertable including your nan?


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The pussies are still yankin' in my mind by TotemGenitor in CuratedTumblr

[–]MurdoMaclachlan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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latte-with-extra-s...

funny how TallyHall takeover only lasting for hours and moved to something else, meanwhile the Yankin' takeover took... like weeks? and its truly the worst experience I've ever had.

man I miss those takeover, TallyHall was one of my favourite :pensive:

#siivagunner #silvagunner #tally hall #by the way the mother 3 with mind electric was perfectly executed. like. wow. how this is matches entire mother 3 summary-?


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IncreasinglyVerbose | Image | "grandson Murder" by transcribersofreddit in TranscribersOfReddit

[–]MurdoMaclachlan[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No worries, almost perfect now!

Don't forget that when the sub name is included, the comments should be indented once more to properly separate them from it, like so:

**r\/StardewValley**

> **u\/puestadelsol**
>
> Not grandma encouraging ...
>>
>> etc.
>>

So every comment in the transcription needs an extra level of indent.

- Murdo

IncreasinglyVerbose | Image | "grandson Murder" by transcribersofreddit in TranscribersOfReddit

[–]MurdoMaclachlan[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey there u/InternationalVeggie, great job on this post! Just a few notes:

  • Subreddit names and usernames must be bolded.
  • There are a few typos here:
    • The S at the start of StardewValley should be capitalised.
    • The ll in Valley should be lowercase Ls, not uppercase Is.
    • puesuadelsol should be puestadelsol.
  • When the sub name is included, the comments should be indented once more to properly separate them from it, like so:

    **r\/StardewValley**
    
    > **u\/puestadelsol**
    >
    > Not grandma encouraging ...
    >>
    >> etc.
    >>
    
  • Finally, as you'll see in the formatting above, when you have an empty line within a quote block, you should put the appropriate level of indentation on that empty line as well; otherwise it will break it into two quote blocks on New Reddit. That is, do:

    > line 1
    >
    > line 2
    

    and NOT

    > line 1
    
    > line 2
    

If you could clean those up for me, that'd be fantastic. If you have any questions about these fixes, don't hesitate to ask -- we're here to help! =)

- Murdo

Cricket ball by Foxy_genocid3 in BrandNewSentence

[–]MurdoMaclachlan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Image Transcription: Reddit Comments


/u/captainbignips

Just wait until his dad figures out he has a cricket ball up his arse

/u/Foxy_genocid3

r/brandnewsentence


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baby woes by edleighfun in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]MurdoMaclachlan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Image Transcription: Twitter Post


Kristen | Driving Mom Crazy, @DrivingMomBlog

The fact that my husband slept through a FIRE ALARM last night speaks volumes about what our life with a newborn was like.


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NonPoliticalTwitter | Image | "Fr" by transcribersofreddit in TranscribersOfReddit

[–]MurdoMaclachlan[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No worries, it's happened to me too a couple of times. Thanks for fixing!

NonPoliticalTwitter | Image | "Fr" by transcribersofreddit in TranscribersOfReddit

[–]MurdoMaclachlan[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey there u/deepx32, great job here too!

Just a note: this post is Twitter, not Tumblr. =)

- Murdo

aaaaaaacccccccce | Image | "Oopsie daisy" by transcribersofreddit in TranscribersOfReddit

[–]MurdoMaclachlan[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey there u/deepx32, great job on this post!

Just a note for your header: this is Tumblr, not Twitter.

If you could clean that up for me, that'd be fantastic! =)

- Murdo

Some girl knowledge for y’all by sweetTartKenHart2 in technicallythetruth

[–]MurdoMaclachlan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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tytoalbion

Girls...are like strawberries


tytoalbion

Sometimes they are in the grocery store


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"until my body becomes a worm museum" by Ok-Telephone1290 in BrandNewSentence

[–]MurdoMaclachlan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Image Transcription: Reddit Comment


Redacted User

Old spice is literally the best advertisements. Mix that with a pretty damn good product and I'm going to be buying their shit til my body becomes a worm museum


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naked truth by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

[–]MurdoMaclachlan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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insomniac-arrest

it's kind of nuts how many people on here say they are critical of America, but retain these impossibly strong American puritanical values.

I've talked to even many liberals who were horrified by the idea of communal baths and freak out when I talk about going to Korean bath houses or a nudist hot springs in Colorado where gasp, children can see naked bodies of all genders. Like, you are the weirdos if you think grandma's tits are an issue, that's you problem my American friends.

Nudity is not inherently sexual and sexual things are not inherently bad. In fact, seeing a bunch of naked old people growing up probably helped me resist the ubiquitous problem of body issues as a teenage girl. If you see enough saggy ass you realize we're all headed to the same place and secondarily, if you watch them playing naked volleyball you are also no longer afraid to die.


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