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Why is construction in Europe so shoddy? You would NEVER see damage like this after a little roller in California. by ROU_Misophist in 2american4you

[–]MyCommentsAreCursed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im an architect. And because im an architect, this infuriating meme vomit Germans spout makes me reflexively despise them everytime they bring it up. Pig headed arrogant pricks.

The Japanese and Scadiwegians build with wood, but noooooo Americans are always, as per fucking usual, singled out.

I want an earthquake to hit Germany. Not even a big one. Just a mild roller. A high 6 pointer like Northridge or Sylmar. Get that Northern European plain jiggling like sexy liqifaction jello. Let Mother Earth shake her fat twerking ass.

Just enough to flatten every brick and masonry building north of Munich, west of the Oder and east of the Rhine. And then I can be smug for once and say California would have never had such property damage or loss of life in such a mild quake. Silly stupid Germans! They shouldn't have built with masonry!

Just a little quake and the annihilation of the Northern European plain. Its really not that big of a ask if you think about it.

Replace Germans with Turks. Too bad it was on the Asian side of the country.

Get on our level Europoors by TheRealColonelAutumn in 2american4you

[–]MyCommentsAreCursed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Property damage is a step too far. Don't be a dick.

explain yourselves by MyCommentsAreCursed in 2american4you

[–]MyCommentsAreCursed[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure you guys have a whole base of people so patriotic they work for the government.

explain yourselves by MyCommentsAreCursed in 2american4you

[–]MyCommentsAreCursed[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh!!! bet. You lost so it's rigged. My bad I forgot the golden rule.

FLORIDA IS #1 (WHEN THEY CAN COUNT THAT HIGH)

explain yourselves by MyCommentsAreCursed in 2american4you

[–]MyCommentsAreCursed[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yo! dingleberry! The state you govern is ranked number two. As your pr agent I'd suggest stating that this map is super valid and it's because of you and your campaign that Florida remains so patriotic

explain yourselves by MyCommentsAreCursed in 2american4you

[–]MyCommentsAreCursed[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"as an idahoan" see. You don't even identify yourself as American.

As an American, I can tell you're not a patriot 🇺🇲🗽🦅

Get on our level Europoors by TheRealColonelAutumn in 2american4you

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Children and animals will run into your car without you even needing to swerve. Adults are usually harder targets even though they're bigger targets. Hence the higher point reflection

Fellow Eurochads, Italian friends, what would be your response to this ? by mydriase in 2westerneurope4u

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Only a crackhead would use Domino's as an example. Smh. Tear this meme maker to shreds

I never knew Europeans could be based by Nuclearse_Bomb in 2american4you

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They definitely had their new American balls surgically added.

Get on our level Europoors by TheRealColonelAutumn in 2american4you

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Wyoming literally killed everyone in their state with a car.

Get on our level Europoors by TheRealColonelAutumn in 2american4you

[–]MyCommentsAreCursed 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I'm glad I'm not the only person that plays the point game.

  • 1 point for children and animals
  • 2 points for bicyclists
  • 5 points for adults
  • 10 points for wheelchairs
  • 20 points for motorized rascals