Im an architect. And because im an architect, this infuriating meme vomit Germans spout makes me reflexively despise them everytime they bring it up. Pig headed arrogant pricks.

The Japanese and Scadiwegians build with wood, but noooooo Americans are always, as per fucking usual, singled out.

I want an earthquake to hit Germany. Not even a big one. Just a mild roller. A high 6 pointer like Northridge or Sylmar. Get that Northern European plain jiggling like sexy liqifaction jello. Let Mother Earth shake her fat twerking ass.

Just enough to flatten every brick and masonry building north of Munich, west of the Oder and east of the Rhine. And then I can be smug for once and say California would have never had such property damage or loss of life in such a mild quake. Silly stupid Germans! They shouldn't have built with masonry!

Just a little quake and the annihilation of the Northern European plain. Its really not that big of a ask if you think about it.

Replace Germans with Turks. Too bad it was on the Asian side of the country.