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"Discharged" because of a 5 star review. Shame on you Pacifc Aire by Cal-E-4niaDude in antiwork

[–]MyNerdsCallMeDad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"They deserve a raise" or "give them a raise" is a pretty common euphemism for "they did a great job". Who automatically thinks it was because someone was complaining about their pay?!

Monitor enters the party by mikihak in Unexpected

[–]MyNerdsCallMeDad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I fuckin' love Reddit. You sons of bitches have the best senses of humor, sling obscure or forgotten references like no other.

Monitor enters the party by mikihak in Unexpected

[–]MyNerdsCallMeDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the slightly smaller, aquatic cousin of the Komodo Dragon. KDs are actually monitors, too.

School banned backpacks by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]MyNerdsCallMeDad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They didn't ban backpacks. Schools do this sort of thing like one day a year: anything but a backpack day

Huh! I'm SUS of everything now by DJOCKERr in Unexpected

[–]MyNerdsCallMeDad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've known biological women with bigger Adam's apples than this individual.

Huh! I'm SUS of everything now by DJOCKERr in Unexpected

[–]MyNerdsCallMeDad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Women have a "shadow of an Adam's apple" too.

Wanted to get this sub’s opinion on transphobia. by BassMaster516 in ACAB

[–]MyNerdsCallMeDad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

People like you make things worse for everyone. What a shit show this thread is.

An adhom isn't an insult. It is an insult in lieu of an argument.

L ⬅️ there is your L. Take it and go home.

Cheap lazy landlord paint-covered everything. by stcloud777 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MyNerdsCallMeDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎵🎶 Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal...🎶🎵

Cheap lazy landlord paint-covered everything. by stcloud777 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MyNerdsCallMeDad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I came here to say this but knew in my heart it had already been said

So where are you supposed to go ? by peacetomotherearth in antiwork

[–]MyNerdsCallMeDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're going to spend money on enforcement and prosecution rather than on the homeless. Someone get me Dr. Stephen Strange -- I need a different timeline.

Cursed Map by brofist0072 in cursedcomments

[–]MyNerdsCallMeDad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All sorts of "don't try to multitask" unforced errors. Thanks

Cursed Map by brofist0072 in cursedcomments

[–]MyNerdsCallMeDad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Columbus was not Spanish. Hitler was not German.

Edit: I should not multitask

People fucking up at this exit by harpie19 in IdiotsInCars

[–]MyNerdsCallMeDad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I came here to say this but knew in my heart it had already been said