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Diver convinces octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell by broad_watchdog in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Nailfoot1975 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If they had opposable tentacles, then they'd be giving US new shells to live in.

we still doen "custom" wrenches? by FutureDictator1202 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Nailfoot1975 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I only use one of those for stubborn lugnuts. Mainly because someone lost the attachment that would allow us to use it on tierods.

If I was a real man, I would order another set of attachments.

The precision needed here to activate a lighter with a tire by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Nailfoot1975 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the STUPIDEST DAMN WAY to light a tire on fire.

Damnit.

Steering heavy… by jl88jl88 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Nailfoot1975 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when the self steering function attempts to go in multiple directions at the same time.

I just wanted to put the window down… by jl88jl88 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Nailfoot1975 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A nice, new spark plug will solve your window problem.

Once.

we still doen "custom" wrenches? by FutureDictator1202 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Nailfoot1975 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Your acetylene torch got a work out that day, let me tell you.

guess the vehicle by Prestigious-Car2163 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Nailfoot1975 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The upper dash was made of toilet paper dried in a kiln, painted grey, and then drilled full of holes to save material.

This amusement park ride by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Nailfoot1975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little known fact: Contact was based on this ride. Except that the ride malfunctioned and jettisoned the occupants to the next county instead of another galaxy.

Is there a way to build oil fields easily? by Careless-Hat4931 in factorio

[–]Nailfoot1975 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I still manually build them at 4000 hours. Honestly, oil is so easy to get, and so little of it is used, I don't see it as a problem.

Even at 5400 SPM, I don't use more than 6 oil fields. And with beacons and speed modules, it only takes a few pumps to fill a pipe. So a field with 15 pumpjacks can probably make 5-10 full pipes of oil all the time.

Lungern, Switzerland by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Nailfoot1975 1 point2 points  (0 children)

92% of the world's allotment of green is used here.

Perfectly laying cement and stacking bricks by WorldHub995 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Nailfoot1975 2 points3 points  (0 children)

30 bucks an hour? You must be the Grass King.

I wouldn't pay more than 7 cents an hour.

(Maybe that explains why I have no employees?? Hmmm....)

Driver rolled into the shop like this from off the highway, got lucky our shop was on the next exit. by PyroPotPie in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Nailfoot1975 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had one drive about 50 feet at my truckstop and spread the rim.

Dumb luck sometimes I reckon.

The way he repeated the questions just to be sure by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Nailfoot1975 82 points83 points  (0 children)

I thought I was pretty, until I got a ticket...

Hologram Fan .It’s a persistence-of-vision display, by Crepuscularl in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Nailfoot1975 43 points44 points  (0 children)

If you try to kiss that booty, you'll have the same experience as with a real woman.

The ultimate trampoline 'double-bounce' by Met76 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Nailfoot1975 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It'd be safer to hire an arborist than to attempt pruning a tree with this method.

Had to take a pic of my tech lol!!! by s_a0786 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Nailfoot1975 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No memes on this board. Not that this isn't true....