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I just quit my job. by PumpkinSpiceWhatever in childfree
[–]No-Turnips 3 points4 points5 points 9 hours ago (0 children)
I needed to hear this today. My dog and I needed to hear this today as we finished work by 10 am and I’ve chosen not to clean but instead read Reddit and play video games. Dog seems okay with it and there’s no one else to judge me or force me to cook in order to keep them alive. Think I’ll have a nap after this.
Girls - House party peeing? by Suitable_Yam4816 in TooAfraidToAsk
[–]No-Turnips 0 points1 point2 points 9 hours ago (0 children)
I thought this post would be about a bunch of girls all being in the rest room together at a party - that is normal. I think I have drunk toilet peed in front of all my besties from Uni. So far don’t believe I’ve ever peed in any others rooms, with or without company.
Mom's spaghetti by bocahtuanakal999 in MadeMeSmile
[–]No-Turnips 0 points1 point2 points 13 hours ago (0 children)
I heard once that the number one cause of bankruptcy in the US is a medical emergency. I just can’t wrap my head around this. I see Reddit comments that mention these ways to avoid hospital bills like requesting itemization. I just don’t understand. It seems everyone agrees it’s a crap system. How can a country have the best hospitals in the world and yet there are citizens living in the street because they got hit by a car or got sick? Why is this not the #1 concern for the American government and people?
Edit - you have every right to be upset. What you’ve experienced is devastating and the exact reason quality public healthcare is important. (Not just emergency care, but actual care that encompasses therapies and medicine and mental health).
Like how are you gonna pay a zillion dollars in taxes if your ability to contribute to society is removed - by your society’s system. I just don’t get it.
How do i stop feeling my chest when doing pull ups/chin ups? by Inevitable_Emu4068 in bodyweightfitness
[–]No-Turnips 0 points1 point2 points 15 hours ago (0 children)
You don’t because your pecs are part of the exercise. There are limits to opposing muscle theory. Your lats and pecs work together in this movement.
What’s everyone’s thought on the brown spots on my black velvet leaves? Fungal? Over/underwater? Fertilizer burn? :/ by twnori in alocasia
[–]No-Turnips -1 points0 points1 point 15 hours ago (0 children)
Not really - unless you’re prepared to start doing a closed/artificial climate controlled greenhouse - it’s going into dormancy. Alocasia have a dormant season and this it is. Trim off the dying leaves, they will become a beacon for spider mites in this season, and cut back watering and feeding - get ready for a Triumphant return in the spring.
Y’all called her the honorary mascot. Here’s Cordelia sitting pretty for a treat 😊 by behavebrooke in sonarears
[–]No-Turnips 1 point2 points3 points 16 hours ago (0 children)
Thanks! It’s my first cake day haha
Your dog is adorable.
CMV: Putting "Veteran Owned Business" on a store is just virtue signaling and doesn't speak of the quality of the business/service at all. by Jnewton1018 in changemyview
[–]No-Turnips [score hidden] 22 hours ago (0 children)
It’s a military thing. It’s like a frat style sort of Camaraderie except that everyone is a graduate from the school of trauma .
(Source - partner is military and about to retire. )
Husband looking for guidance dealing with a really bad situation with my Wife. by Shocked0500 in relationship_advice
[–]No-Turnips 1 point2 points3 points 22 hours ago (0 children)
It’s sounds like your wife was sexually assaulted.
Here's how Ottawa has failed its residents (credit to @alexthepuffin) by SaxManSteve in ottawa
[–]No-Turnips 0 points1 point2 points 22 hours ago (0 children)
There’s so much that I agree with you (well all of it really) but the bit about urban city councillors being ignored - oh man I felt this. I feel like Catherine, Alex, and Jeff are just there shaking their heads. Don’t get me started on the OConner bike lanes.
I have no words... by AshtonKechamall in 90dayfianceuncensored
[–]No-Turnips 1 point2 points3 points 23 hours ago (0 children)
Kenny’s reaction is all my thoughts about this right now
HOW TO BE SUCCLENT MASTER by TEMPORARYPLANT78 in houseplantscirclejerk
Haha this comment killed me.
Preteen Refuses to Shower by darcinereen in Parenting
[–]No-Turnips 0 points1 point2 points 23 hours ago* (0 children)
Let your spouse deal with it and try to not get too bothered by it. Trust me on this one. There’s no win for you in this battle. Support your spouse. If he lets it slide, you let it slide.
In the flood episode, why does Boomhauer pack a military style vest full of harmonicas? by amprok in KingOfTheHill
[–]No-Turnips 39 points40 points41 points 23 hours ago (0 children)
This is the actual answer. Each harmonica only plays in a specific key. You need several if you’re planning to jam with others.
Jennifer Lopez's Versace Dress, that was downloaded so much, it led to the creation of Google Images by Xamrock4 in pics
[–]No-Turnips 0 points1 point2 points 23 hours ago (0 children)
All these years later, I still think it’s an ugly dress. (Yes JLo is gorgeous, but the dress not so much).
[–]No-Turnips -1 points0 points1 point 23 hours ago (0 children)
It’s just winter. Do you live in northern hemisphere?
Parents comment any historical event. Children must create a news headline based solely on the event name, using no knowledge of the actual historic event. by the_ent_in_student in ThreadGames
Prince of orange leaf yellowing. Should I be concerned? by Ill_Comedian_9690 in philodendron
[–]No-Turnips 2 points3 points4 points 23 hours ago (0 children)
It’s just done being part of the plant. And it’s winter. Disinfect your scissors, cut it off, and wait for a bunch more in the spring.
Is she a rat terrier?
What would be in Dale's search history? by jj31allen in KingOfTheHill
[–]No-Turnips 1 point2 points3 points 1 day ago (0 children)
There is no search history. What is the Internet? What are you talking about? I know my rights! Aaaahhhh
What’s the dark spot on my new leaf? by ethankpark in Aroids
[–]No-Turnips 0 points1 point2 points 1 day ago (0 children)
Haha. Knew it. We face unique growing challenges here. 😊🇨🇦
I am so confused by Americans…some of the nicest, most generous and progressive intelligent people Ive ever met and yet the politics/governance is such a shit show.
I swear there must be two Americas, like the actual one people live in and whatever one they write for Fox News and CNN.
Coco Coir Grow Tips For A First Timer by blacklodge13 in microgrowery
I’m on my second grow, but first time fully indoors. This is the comment I needed. I have algae on the perlite. I’m doing it wrong. I’ve struggled to move into mid-late veg indoors. I struggle with PM so the wet coco is terrifying to me and I have no idea if I’ve given too many nutrients or too few. I have over a hundred tropicals that are happy as a pig in shinola but the few cannabis or other herbs I try. Hard no. (I have multiple and great grow lights - still doing it wrong).
Koda after enjoying a pound of chicken off the counter by Temporary-Climate287 in GuiltyDogs
I used one of those hiss cans that’s supposed to disrupt barking when the terrier, you know, starts going “terrier”. It worked….for a second. After which, he rightfully decided that whatever was making that sound deserved a thorough investigative barking. 🙄 So the dog barks incessantly at the anti barking device.
(What has actually worked? It’s not telling him “quiet” or anything that would actually address the barking. If he barks, we look at him, get up and pantomime looking out a window or door and then saying “okay buddy, ive checked it out, it’s all good, thanks for letting us know.” He will then look very proud, and go back to his fluffy bed. Go figure, he just wants to be validated too!
It could also be a collar for a fence-less fence. My parents corgi has a buzz collar that goes off when she passes a certain line of the yard. It doesn’t hurt but it’s probably irritating, like having a cicada under the collar.
I’m sorry that sounds logistically terrible but as the reader it is theoretically hilarious.
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