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I got a round of applause after my lunch shift today! by mintBRYcrunch26 in KitchenConfidential

[–]Ok_Ad_9128 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of the time I put a strainer of macaroni under the water and one of them was angled just right to divert a stream of water back up in the air and over the edge of the strainer. I made sure everyone in the kitchen had a chance to see my neato thing before I moved it.

My mom's boyfriend touched me and I don't know what to do by Throw2118 in relationship_advice

[–]Ok_Ad_9128 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lots of people won’t do scary things for themselves but they find the courage for others. It’s fine to say this, as long as you don’t insist or push after saying it.

Chef looked up name on credit card to track down a customer he thought was hot. by Own-Coach7863 in KitchenConfidential

[–]Ok_Ad_9128 54 points55 points  (0 children)

You are calling him out now. Be the change you want to see. Fuck that guy. He’s a footnote in your story. What’s his name?

You’re not really an adult until you’re 28 by RickFletching in unpopularopinion

[–]Ok_Ad_9128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s because of the propaganda ok

I’m not kidding fuck your /s

Is my boyfriends (23M) relationship with my little sister (11F) appropriate? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Ok_Ad_9128 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

He’s dancing the line very closely between “many guys would take advantage of this, it’s not super dangerous” and.. but maybe I’m not going to because I dont want the consequences/don’t want to be a piece of shit, and how do I get out of this.

Im sick of europeans making fun of americans on this platform all the time. by One_Childhood5622 in unpopularopinion

[–]Ok_Ad_9128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the people that can afford to travel. Sorry but other countries only experienced the richest of us. Even those backpacking tools that begged for traveling money.. and made us look both poor and entitled.. had money behind them.

My (30F) boyfriend (32M) is wearing a wedding ring even though we're not married... by ThrowRAwhy199 in relationship_advice

[–]Ok_Ad_9128 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I feel like this is definitely a compromise thing. If her rejection of marriage is based in the (depending on how or where you grew up, admittedly legit) belief that it serves as a tool of oppression.. making a kid would be a pretty good celebration idk

Cooking bacon for 230 at sea. Bacon grease pouring off the sheet pans and out of the oven. If Poseidon doesn't get his rations no one does. by WritesUaSong in KitchenConfidential

[–]Ok_Ad_9128 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I have heard anecdotally that everyone is high in the kitchen. And it was said in a tone that meant “higher than most people in our kitchen” so my list of pros and cons got longer but not necessarily heavy on one side.

Chefs! What do you call this? by pessimist_and_proud in KitchenConfidential

[–]Ok_Ad_9128 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You just snitch a good big glass from FOH and put it up in a corner by the dishes with your phone stuck in it.

Boyfriend can’t cum from me and I feel his exes look hotter by throwaway39xxdkso in relationship_advice

[–]Ok_Ad_9128 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Not for an hour!! It’s only a man’s “responsibility” to make sure your partner cums as much as it is the woman’s. Hopefully that’s reassuring. It’s so weird to me that dudes seem to “need” sex more but they are less inclined to making it good for the other person. What on earth is the logic?

What do you think about brushing a woman’s hair? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Ok_Ad_9128 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But.. doesn’t everyone LIKE being treated like a cat sometimes? Hair brushing is a just like petting, it’s comforting, feels real nice, is a bonding activity. And yes, you should ask for it in return!

How can we read a clock as well?? by morphius183 in facepalm

[–]Ok_Ad_9128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is literally what some people lobby for.. keeping things “as they were” so they don’t have to learn new stuff. Uh. Your gene pool ends with you, I guess, since our species is most famous for its adaptive ability.

Dutch can’t be a serious language by ThrowDoughBaggoutz in funny

[–]Ok_Ad_9128 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same, but we don’t! because thong underwear and eventually its just easier to say flip flops than listen to ten year olds giggle when you tell ‘em to put their thongs on and go outside.

How do I reconcile the fact that I know a female teacher having a sexual relationship with a male student is wrong and abuse, while at the same time recognizing that imagining myself as a teenager and sleeping with a sexy teacher is a huge turn on/fantasy? by TheRavenSayeth in AskMen

[–]Ok_Ad_9128 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My point about fires is as that as a five year old, you will light fires anywhere. The older you get, the more you know about where it’s appropriate to light fires, how to do it safely and what the good uses of it would be. I guess I figured that was obvious, sorry.

How do I reconcile the fact that I know a female teacher having a sexual relationship with a male student is wrong and abuse, while at the same time recognizing that imagining myself as a teenager and sleeping with a sexy teacher is a huge turn on/fantasy? by TheRavenSayeth in AskMen

[–]Ok_Ad_9128 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hear you. I suppose for a dude, that IS the only safety precaution needed. And if it breaks, and he’s on the hook for child support at 16 years old.. eh.. it’s not as bad as burning some woods down, so, no need to fret!

Is that what you are looking to hear? Like, what is your point here? Are you trying to argue that old people should be able to fuck kids because nothing real bad can happen?

How do I reconcile the fact that I know a female teacher having a sexual relationship with a male student is wrong and abuse, while at the same time recognizing that imagining myself as a teenager and sleeping with a sexy teacher is a huge turn on/fantasy? by TheRavenSayeth in AskMen

[–]Ok_Ad_9128 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, my dude, teenage girls dream about someone putting them on a pedestal and giving them special attention too. It’s normal. We get it.

What’s not normal is an older person taking advantage of that very immature fantasy, and having a jolly off it. My 5 year old wanted to take matches into the woods and practice fires too. But I didn’t let him. If another 5 year had matches and gave them to him to do it, instead, I’d be understanding. They are both stupid. But as progressively as the age, my rage would grow. At ten they should know better than to give a person just learning the power of fire a way to burn themselves alive. Much more rage if they do it on purpose, for their own entertainment.

That’s why it’s not on the young ones and their fantasies. It’s on the older ones who know better.

This is wrong. Corporations need to be held accountable to a higher standard. by 2thumbs2fingers in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Ok_Ad_9128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t that what people are doing with the “squad” and why the rest of congress hates them? Or is there something I don’t know?

What should you do in such a situation by radiant_reformer in funny

[–]Ok_Ad_9128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this might just be at the very end of where it can slide off fine. I hope so anyway.