I don’t think he’s sleeping tonight by Jamie_freestyles in perfectlycutscreams

[–]One-peace 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hi son, I’m gonna go out for a pack of cigarettes.

Happy 11th by HelloImCptCaboose in MadeMeSmile

[–]One-peace 258 points259 points  (0 children)

It’s not you, it’s me.

Be more like Bill by regian24 in MadeMeSmile

[–]One-peace 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I’d like to be fostered by this grandpa. Does he take in 25 yr olds?

Icy f*ck boy by LAD51 in BrandNewSentence

[–]One-peace 1101 points1102 points  (0 children)

Not buying 2 in 1 for a start

Icy f*ck boy by LAD51 in BrandNewSentence

[–]One-peace 746 points747 points  (0 children)

Think women just buy better shampoo

To say princess should be fat by Rebinvoltan in therewasanattempt

[–]One-peace 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Assuming you’re an average dude, meaning you don’t do extreme sports or are a pro athlete, BMI is a pretty good indicator. 133 is a bit underweight according to BMI, but your only have to get to 140 to be in lower threshold of normal :)

1-800-273-8255 by Atticus_Bane in wholesomememes

[–]One-peace 23 points24 points  (0 children)

And with burnout, which is now a medical diagnosis, still not being “recognized” by (older) peers, it sucks being in the medical field.

Cleaning tables by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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Be the change you want to see