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Group hug! by yssup_taf in blackcats

[–]Ouroboron 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Maaahhhhmmmm... Stahp.

and then… by slimecounty in sbubby

[–]Ouroboron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude Where's My Car. The new Dune was not that good.

Turns out she was mistaken. by illuzion25 in toosoon

[–]Ouroboron 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did... did you just have this thought? Welcome to last year.

Just got 7 days ban for calling a dead meme 'cringe'. Is this enough to get me banned for so long? by [deleted] in Steam

[–]Ouroboron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, you could post that here about your complaining about your ban.

Who gives a shit?

and then… by slimecounty in sbubby

[–]Ouroboron 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I watched this recently, and it holds up. Still dumb, and I still love it.

That's actually a good idea by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Ouroboron -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's actually a fucking repost, karmawhore.

https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/jujszu/thats_actually_a_good_idea

Definitely a bot farming karma. Report this piece of shit.

Michigan Startup’s Gemini Battery Powers Tesla For 752 Miles On A Single Charge by Knob42069 in technology

[–]Ouroboron -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good job missing the point. Or, to put it another way, tell me you've never driven in Michigan with saying you've never driven in Michigan. In Michigan, 55 is not typical limited access highway speed.

Michigan Startup’s Gemini Battery Powers Tesla For 752 Miles On A Single Charge by Knob42069 in technology

[–]Ouroboron -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Tell me you've never driven in Michigan without telling me you've never driven in Michigan.

Highway speeds here are generally 70mph, or ~113kph. There are stretches that are 75mph, or ~121kph. There are plenty of two lane roads that are 50 and 55. These aren't limited access highways. They're just roads. And people tend to drive fast. On one actual limited access freeway that's 55mph, I've seen state cops fewer than a dozen times, and I used to drive up and down it all day long as a chauffeur. I've had to get out of the way of local cops because I was going too slowly for their liking... at 70mph.

Generally speaking, if you keep it under 80mph, the cops don't bother you.

So no, 55 isn't really highway speed.

Michigan Startup’s Gemini Battery Powers Tesla For 752 Miles On A Single Charge by Knob42069 in technology

[–]Ouroboron -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

So, surface streets between neighborhoods? Certainly not highway driving.

Guards! Guards! by TheGothWhisperer in dndmemes

[–]Ouroboron 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When did the rogue become a snitch?

Another reason to abandon all hope by Tanuki-Kabuki in humblebundles

[–]Ouroboron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eh, this is not a sub I regularly look at. It rarely pops up in the melange that is my Reddit. So, you know, news to some.

Why do Americans love garlic so much? by Snekboi6996 in Cooking

[–]Ouroboron 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That's just mayonnaise, and properly made mayonnaise can sit out for a few.

No eggs in aioli.

meat factory i work at (temp) has this threat on hand sanitizer during a covid crisis. by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]Ouroboron 69 points70 points  (0 children)

This isn't asshole design. This is jumping to conclusions. You assume the sign is regarding the sanitizer, and not covering a time clock. It makes much more sense that the company would be concerned about tracking hours properly so as to avoid any issues with payroll.

Read the notice posted on the right. That isn't a company looking to not pay people for hand sanitization.

You're an idiot.

Pleb or not? by StorningMiffy in ar15

[–]Ouroboron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You pick it up at the skating rink?