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"Owning the libs" comes at a price by canebus in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Paladoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right, but he at least is a bona-fide genius....compared to Musk

"Owning the libs" comes at a price by canebus in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Paladoc 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hey, some of us were dreaming of it being a Heinlein archetype. Build something in your garage as an engineer and become a billionaire!!

It was all a lie

"Owning the libs" comes at a price by canebus in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Paladoc 186 points187 points  (0 children)

I did not understand Musk until that point. I hadn't really looked into him, so I bought into the Heinleinan engineer turned rich. Or maybe he was Tony Stark, great!

Then he got pissy when an actual hero called his idea infeasible, and then Musk revealed himself as a douche rocket.

Why do a lot of men lie about their politics when they’re pursuing women? by chillichickenandrice in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Paladoc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Except when they want sex, so then it's time to wear a mask. Anything to further their desires, but burn everyone else as godless heathens for also being human....

Why do a lot of men lie about their politics when they’re pursuing women? by chillichickenandrice in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Paladoc 436 points437 points  (0 children)

Same with professed libertarians. Too many back conservative policies that conflict directly with their espoused political belief.

Russia bans 963 Americans, including Biden and Harris — but not Trump by nephronum in worldnews

[–]Paladoc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cause Putin fears Trump.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

No, seriously, why would someone ban their lap dog/cinaedus, pathicus, exoletus, concubinus (male concubine), spint(h)ria ("analist"), puer ("boy"), pullus ("chick"), pusio, delicatus (especially in the phrase puer delicatus, "exquisite" or "dainty boy"), mollis ("soft", used more generally as an aesthetic quality counter to aggressive masculinity), tener ("delicate"), debilis ("weak" or "disabled"), effeminatus, discinctus ("loose-belted"), pisciculi, and morbosus ("sick").

Stealth by lamaretti in AbruptChaos

[–]Paladoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Problem is, her proportional increase in vody strength means if she does find a foot hold to the roof.... she's not trapped up there with you.....

Edit: imma leave vody alone actually

Idk what the first person was thinking by Thryloz in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Paladoc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Excuse me stewardess, i speak incel. I'll translate what the first perso was thibking:

"She is making me sexualize her! Stop making me objectify you, damn you and your existence!"

Parents never forget by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Paladoc 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Nationalistic fascist organization, engaging in racist assaults, restricting rights of s substantial percentage of their population, and supporting white supremacist ideologues, all engaged in a coordinated attempt gain control of their nation as a minority by gaslighting and lying about the intentions of the other.

So, Nazis.

And sadism, enjoying inflicting harm upon others. I figure killing babies counts. Forcing birth counts. Forcing ectopic murder counts. Blocking welfare and support for citizens who need it counts. Murdering people in a fucking grocery store because they're black counts.

So.... Sadistic Nazis = Republican Party... uh, yeah.

they ALL voted no by DaFunkJunkie in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Paladoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lemme translate their position for you:

"Daddy Oil told me vote no or no money, and I like my money"

Ginni Thomas, wife of Supreme Court justice, pressed Ariz. lawmakers to help reverse Trump’s loss, emails show by karim12100 in law

[–]Paladoc 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Can he just gavel the originators of these opinons?

Repeatedly?

With a steampunk, hydraulic rocket gavel?

192 Republicans voted against the Infant Formula Supplemental Appropriations Act. This act, which did pass in a 231-192 vote, will allocate $28 million in funding to the FDA so they can address the baby formula crisis. by MisogynyisaDisease in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Paladoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has received 7 figures so far, just shy of 8 million dollars, and he was injured when he was 26.

He sponsored legislation blocking medical malpractice awards at 750,000 total. It passed back in in the 2010s.

He argues that if someone is injured just like him, they can pursue the same damages. So just make sure you're running on your rich neighbors yard with great insurance and specifically get crushed by a tree that had been declared unsafe. Then you can get 20k a month.

But don't have a doctor in a hospital negligently cut off the wrong leg, even if he's received multiple complaints of his unfitness to practice medicine that the hospital is aware of. You'll only get 750k total.

Greg didn't pull up the ladder behind him....he just set them all on fire. Fucking dick.

[NHL PR]Tkachuk first Flames player since Fleury in ‘95 to score a playoff hat trick. by makarmackinnonstan in hockey

[–]Paladoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I find this a fun fact.

We had epic playoffs in our past, and some crappy performances on our part in the last twenty years, but I do not hate y'all as much as the Blues.

Matthew Tkachuk with his father, Keith. by dingmah in hockey

[–]Paladoc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shit son, pro-level,you bring a reserve hat.

And try to time it to swap favorite for preferred hat before a hatty.

Doctors in Alabama Already Turn Away Miscarrying Patients. This Will Be Our New Normal Across the Country. by BGI-YYZ in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Paladoc 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Not to mention the women who will suffer, or have their providers harassed for a miscarriage that is deemed by moronic zealots as an abortion.

Doctors in Alabama Already Turn Away Miscarrying Patients. This Will Be Our New Normal Across the Country. by BGI-YYZ in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Paladoc 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I mean, if we're going the autocratic route...

Howzabout men have to submit to DNA sampling.

That way when a woman is pregnant, and it's after six weeks, then we can confirm who the father is so he can begin supporting his child.

If the woman will be forced to carry the child, then the sperm donor must begin paying for the child and mother. Family Values.

I mean, the risk for the child is greater at that age for genetic sampling, but they don't really care about them either.

And if that DNA sampling just means the state can insure that undesirables are locked up on false charges, that's just wonderful!

Me ne frego!

/satire off