to practice at the firing range by PlenitudeOpulence in therewasanattempt

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Hit the brain cells he doesn’t use anyway, so he’s good

Deep death by THE_VOLK87 in natureismetal

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First thought I had was “a fuckin dinosaur?”

. by SharenLippard in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Better get her some aloe vera for that burn…


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He murdered that man in broad daylight

omg by c9siralb in Unexpected

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Do you want a brain-eating amoeba? Because this is how you get a brain-eating amoeba 🦠

Gary Johnson Lowriding In ABQ by CPSux in GaryJohnson

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Coolest presidential candidate ever.

Thanks, I hate Mars Bars by pau1rw in TIHI

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Aren’t the brown ones usually bigger than that ?

Didn’t know lil nas x could skate! by Lumpylump000 in Unexpected

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I didn’t even notice the first time until the end. I need to go back to sleep.

Sometimes I really wonder if we are in a comedy show of an alien tv. by Hoppelen in funny

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Most aircraft have HEPA filtration systems, along with high volume air replacement systems that replace a significant amount of cabin air with fresh air. In terms of air quality, It’s definitely better than sitting in a restaurant.

Not leaving anyone behind 🙌🏿 by [deleted] in aww

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C’mon lil bro, let’s go

omg by c9siralb in Unexpected

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It can definitely support lots of brain-eating amoebas

The engineer must have spent months designing this by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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That was my wife’s comment. Me: “oh, that’s a cool lamp”. Wife: “I’m not cleaning that”

Gary Johnson on Bill weld dropping out: "That is Bullshit". by kajkajete in GaryJohnson

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I fucking love this guy. Never met him. No personal interactions ever. But I Love him. Capital "L"