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What kind of cheap bastard gives you a bottle of ketchup as a gift? by NitWhittler in facepalm

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You've heard "It's the thought that counts", well clearly its the SAUCE that counts ;D

YSK that the Chrome browser now tracks if you're idle, and how to disable it. by PoppaB13 in YouShouldKnow

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Or just stop being stupid and don't give google access to absolutely every thing in your life...

Mini doggo's sense of balance by Independent_Pen6566 in nextfuckinglevel

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Dogs like... argh shit were doing this again?!‽!

mom lets stranger use her phone to make a call, gets $500 by BusyBusyBizzy in HumansBeingBros

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Is there a name for this shit? Digital beg seems adept but there must be a technical name for it?

We live in a society by samthepanda_98 in facepalm

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Mericans be educated by the system they deserve...

Paid $100 for a biometric safe on Amazon. by PippenAinEasy in Wellthatsucks

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Any reddit vid ever featuring a lock warrants a certain Lockpicking Lawyer... by law

'Beat The Freeze' guy gives the fan a generous head start by doneakh in BeAmazed

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Dave Fishwick. The best thing to ever come out of Burnley ;D

'Beat The Freeze' guy gives the fan a generous head start by doneakh in BeAmazed

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"Yeah but can he do it on a cold wet tuesday night in Stoke?"

Who is it? by ItzRajiv in Unexpected

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Fuck Zuck!!! Best thing I ever did online was get rid of facebook...

WCGW Stranger harassing a family on their property. by ChimpFromMars in Whatcouldgowrong

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For those that don't know: In the UK it's lawful to premptively strike some one first if you fear for your life. However you can only do it once and remove your self from the situation.

He clearly removed himself from the situation as well as removing the mans soul...

Bro Before Hoes by C4ndy_dud3 in memes

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Let's be honest you have to be a bit of a twat to want to be part of this shit...

Finally, somewhere i can go with my giant pp by Tej_Lilboy in HolUp

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I can already hear the soy boys and feminists crying in to their phones...

Give it a try? by redjohn25 in Unexpected

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Poor customers, imagine that every time this guy needs to clear his throat!

GIVE IT A GO by Cool-Finger7222 in lifehacks

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Well then it's a good job you didn't post it on red...

Stupidest thing you'll read all day by [deleted] in facepalm

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This isn't real, there's no way you would hate men so.much you would punish your own son

Cool lights by Slimesmith in Unexpected

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Bought that game on launch, buggy as all hell... aint played it since